Tuesday 16 July 2013

Vamos a Argentina (with a brief touch of Uruguay)! The land(s) of futbol, currency inflation, asados, sexy latinas, crazy nightlife, and so much more


After clearing through the vigorous customs of Argentina, where they had one man “inspecting” people's luggage and an Xray machine that all of us set off without being checked any further, and of course the man preferring to drink his Yerba Matte instead of looking in anyone's bags, we were back on the bus and continuing our long journey to Buenos Aires. The drive was fairly nice, as the Northern Country had a nice rustic charm to it, with sprawling ranches, set along hilly terrain, and a few lakes, which reminded me a bit of the Eastern parts of the Italian countryside, or else even some spots in Sweden. We made our first stop at a Restaurant/Lodge in a forested region, where there was no machine to pay with card, but fortunately I was with Johan who had exchanged for some Argentine pesos in Brazil (the smart one of the new travelling group), so I would be able to borrow from him, but fortunately the restaurant was willing to accept Reals, and I was able to enjoy 2 cheap empanadas. Empanadas are one of the staple dishes of the Argentine diet, and for those not familiar with them, they are fried dough that has various types of fillings...much like a pizza pop in North America. Cheap and tasty. After our lunch stop, it was more hours of bus riding, reading, and sleeping, before we made our next stop, at a 24 hr petrol station, where a huge queue had formed inside trying to buy products. It appeared that there was no one working there, and after trying to find someone for quite sometime, I suggested we could just help ourselves to everything and walk out without anyone seeming to care. Of course as I said this, an older man started to watch me quite closely, and of course he turned out to be the security guard.....bad timing! Finally someone showed up, and ran the till, as our bus drivers were glaring at all of us, feeling like we were causing them great delay.

Back on the bus, and more sleep/reading, and after our roughly 18 hour trip we were in massive Buenos Aires. Well I can't exactly confirm the size of the city, but Johan was awake for when we basically crossed into the city limits and said we were driving for well over 1 hour through the city to arrive at the Retire bus station. After a quick stop at the tourist booth to get maps, and ask about cash machines (well I asked for a caja automatica, which basically means automatic teller, but the tourist information woman seemed to think I meant a teller where I one would pay parking fees...lost in translation!). So after not finding a bank anywhere, we just hopped on the metro, and made our way over towards the hostel, and fortunately I was again able to borrow a few pesos from Johan. After coming out of the station and trying to get our bearing sorted, we were approached by a kind old man who was quick to help us find our bearings and on our way. It's one thing I'm more and more aware of in South America, the people are absolutely amazing when it comes to helping lost foreigners....everyone is just so aware when people are lost and are very kind with offering help, and even just kind to have a chat at any time.

We made our way to the hostel, but couldn't check in, so after dropping off our bags, I was able to get in contact with an old friend named Tom, whom I had met in Croatia in the fall of 2011. He happened to be in the city on a group tour, and was just about to head out for lunch, so we figured we may as well get together and grab lunch. Johan and I started the walk towards the hotel, which it didn't look overly long on the map, but then you soon realize how massive the streets are of Buenos Aires. After unsuccessfully trying one bank, and finding a second one that worked, I was cashed back up. Interestingly enough, I soon found out that changing money with the street changers offered far better rates than the atms, as Argentines don't have a lot of faith in their currency (rightfully so after 5 collapses in the last 62 years! http://seekingalpha.com/article/1183891-argentina-is-replaying-another-inflationary-collapse).

Here's an interesting article explaining something I would soon find out about Uruguay. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22574028
Needless to say, a few friends later went and were changing dollars for pesos at rates around 9 or 10, as opposed to the official rate of around 5 pesos to the dollar. That money exchange, being illegal, made for some funny exchanges in shady little darkened rooms along one of the main walking streets, Avenida de Florida. While making our walk over towards Tom's place, we immediately noticed a protest just outside our hostel, near an Esso. I grabbed one of their flyers and realized they were protesting for wage increases. This whole protesting thing would be a very common theme noticed around the city over the next few days in fact. The next entertaining sight was some woman walking about 11 dogs....it looked so ridiculous and I was in absolute awe of her dog walking skills, that I gawked at her a bit too long, and she appeared to be become quite upset with the fact that I was admiring her skills and started yelling at me! Crazy dog walking woman. After wandering through some of the side streets, we wound our way over to the massive main street that cuts through a large portion of Buenos Aires called Avenida 9 Julio...named after the official independence day of Buenos Aires....and just an amazingly wide and busy boulevard to wander along and get lost in the charm and hustle and bustle of the massive city. Located about half way down the boulevard is a large obelisk which creates a sort of traffic circle as well, and is surrounded on all sides by massive tv screens...it almost had a Times Square feel to it.  


The first of many protests we'd witness, this one for low wages at this petrol station

Crazy dog walker who didn't appreciate me watching her

Avenida 9 de Julio, under construction


"The son of a bitch of hats"...sounds like a nice play!

Buenos Aires equivalent of Times Square in NYC with Theatres all over the place

After over 30 some minutes of walking which I figured would take more like 15, we arrived at Tom's hotel, and were joined by himself, a super cute Aussie girl, and another Aussie guy who was on their tour to head out for lunch. They had been told of a pizza restaurant that had the best pizza in Buenos Aires according to several people that they had talked to, so we made the trek over and found the place. It had a super cool vibe to it, as it had a small entrance area with people standing around drinking coffees and having light snacks, similar to a European cafe, but then the back area opened up to a massive dining room area with a hearty wine collection, and of course a large menu of pizzas. We weren't too sure of the sizes, but the server assured us that one medium would be enough for two people, so we ordered a few of those and they were quite delicious and filling. After the tasty dinner, Tom and his group were pretty worn down from the previous night of partying so they went back to their hotel, while Johan and I just wandered around a bit more along the boulevard and then made our way over to another plaza where there were several churches and government buildings surrounding the area. It was another area with some amazing architecture, as well as the standard protesters, with these ones protesting the Argentine ownership of the Falkland Islands (a real sore point for Argentines apparently), as well as other protesting the government....protest, protest, protest! After a wander around the area and seeing some scaffolding being put up to construct something that we would later find out was for the celebration of the upcoming “unofficial” Independence Day, we made our way back to the hostel to chill out for awhile and go grab something to eat.
  

The centre point of Avenida Corrientes and 9 de Julio...also not to be confused with Washington DC :)

Wandering the massive intersection

Fancy McDonald's with a secret menu :)



Plaza de Mayo

Plaza de Mayo

setting up for "Unofficial Argentine Independence Day"

Plaza de Mayo again



Must be a protest somewhere nearby, the News is there!

Typical condition of cars in B.A...aggressive drivers here

The hostel was pretty good for having many activities organized for guests, and Monday night they had both a pub crawl and a big drum show for the Monday night. We kicked around the idea of the pub crawl, but several people talked about this drum show and said it was one of the coolest things in BA to do during Monday nights, plus Tom and his group were going, so I figured I would go check it out as well. Johan was keen, so after some procrastinating, we got ready to head out, found our directions, grabbed our metro tickets, and were on our way. Upon arrival, the line was quite long but there were quite a few English speakers, so we knew we had found the right place. Because of the long line, it seemed like a good idea to buy some beers off the street vendors, but then the line moved really really quickly, and I was stuck outside waiting to finish the damn beer...Johan, being 48 years old, smashed his in a timely fashion and was well ahead of me entering the place....guess I'm just too slow for a Swede! We caught up, grabbed another beer and went inside to check out the cool venue. It was kind of like an old parking garage under a skyscraper, with the open air atmosphere, combined with concrete pillars everywhere....maybe not the greatest for accoustics, however, the drum group was quite large and loud, so the sound was still quite intense! We enjoyed the hard beats, and kept an eye out for people we knew, however, the area was packed and nearly impossible to see anyone, until an English girl from the hostel wandered past us, and told us to come join her in the mosh pit area, but when we went and got our drinks, we couldn't find her, but did run into Tom, and hung out with him for awhile, before meeting this massive group of Finnish girls. There were 40 of them in total, 38 of which lived in Santiago, Chile, and had come over to BA to visit one of their friends studying there...they were nuts! As most Finnish women are :) We chatted with them, until the drum show wrapped up, and they told us to call come to the after party which was going to be held at the Buenos Aires party hostel known as Milhouse. I had read about Milhouse, and almost booked there, but America del Sur had a bit higher rating and was where Johan had already booked, so I ended up there instead. While we were finishing up our drinks, the English girl came wandering back with her two friends, and I could sense she was already interested in me, so we decided to go walk with them.
  



What happened next was quite a stroke of genius, as a nightclub in the vicinity had paid some of the drummers from the band to go into the streets and drum down the streets, causing a large crowd of people to follow them, and they continued drumming right into the nightclub, which caused a huge group of people from the previous concert to folow them there.....genius use of human herd mentality! Of course we ended up being part of that herd somehow...damn those drums were great! I think half the Finnish girls ended up there as well....effective marketing..unfortunately Tom didn't, so I ended up losign him and not catching up properly, as he only had one more day left in town...oh well. So we ended up in this club, where the lineup was a bit lengthy so we waited, and then they kept fluctuating the entrance price. Near the entrance, there was a broken out window connected to another part of the bar and I was leaning against it and realized I could just go right through it instead of waiting in line, so I just squeezed right on through...win! I wandered over to the entrance where the line was and the people I was with were a bit shocked to see that I was no longer behind them in line..suckers. They arrived in, we grabbed some beers, and enjoyed the dance music. When in a group of 3 girls and 2 guys, I do find it a bit hard and maybe a bit rude to just dance with one of the girls, so when the others made a run for a drink I had my moment to isolate and sure enough, as I expected she was into me, which lead to some hard core DFMO....(Dance Floor Make Out) which was a stupid expression we used back in the University days...ahhh sometimes I miss those times. So after that went on for quite some time, her friends found us again, and then it was back to normal group behaviour, just enjoying the live band that had begun playing.

Eventually her one friend, an American girl was really really drunk...to the point that it almost seemed like she had something slipped into her drunk, the way she was acting...so with her sudden demeanor, it was decided it was time to take her home to avoid any problems, and good thing we did, as she damn near fell down the stairs coming out of the club, that's how bad she was. Her, Johan, and the other friend went back to the hostel, but the girl I was with was up for staying longer, as was I, so we just went back into the club and hung out there until closing time, then caught a cab back to the hotel. Earlier in the day we had passed by a restaurant that was open 24 hours on the main boulevard, and I made a mental note of that, as I'm a serial late night eater, and sure enough she asked me if there was anywhere we could get any food when we arrived back at the hostel, so we began that long walk over to the restaurant and settled in for some tasty and filling late night Argentine food. We had some pretty interesting conversations, including one about Freddy Mercury and how I related to him a lot..at this point she asked me about the whole homosexuality thing, and I said that he went both ways and I was into the female side, but somehow she misunderstood that I also swang both ways...I found this out about an hour later in our conversation....such was our relationship, one of lack of understanding ha ha....after our meal, we went back to the hostel, and ended up crashing for a few hours in the tv room, before making our way back to our separate rooms for the night....I was surprised to see that even though I was crawling into bed around 8 am, the girl in the bed below me still hadn't made it back...she was a party animal, arriving back around 10 am!

After a short sleep, I managed to make it down for a rare breakfast, as I'm notorious for missing them. I found the English girl and an Irish girl who I recognized from the night before at the drum festival, and sat down with them, had some breakfast, and chatted for awhile. There was a walking tour later that afternoon, but we had some time to kill, and the English girl was going to go get a haircut, which I also was in need of. And around that time Johan mentioned he was also in need, so it was group haircut time! The hostel recommended a place a few blocks away, so we made the walk over there, with Mary passing right past the salon, not noticing it all, but fortunately my eyes are a bit sharper, plus I knew the Spanish word to look for, so we popped into the place and it was time to get haircuts. The guys working at the place were pretty cool guys, and I had to laugh at the one stylist constantly stopping in front of the mirror, fixing his hair, putting a little more gel, blow drying, etc..... he was definitely intent on looking his best at all times. After my haircut, I inquired if there was a coffeeshop nearby where I could try some Yerba Mate.

For those not in the know, Yerba Mate, is pretty much a religious event in both Argentina, and later on I would find Uruguay as well. It involves a loose leaf tea called Yerba, and it is placed into a cup called a Mate, then mixed around a bit, and hot water is added. You then use a long metallic straw to drink the Yerba from. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_(beverage)

The guy at the shop recommended a place, but then just decided to make me a cup for myself while we were waiting, how kind. After enjoying the tasty drink, which is meant to be drank scalding hot, however, I can't handle that kind of scalding heat, and also have read that high water temperature with teas causes higher rates of throat and oral cancers. So after finishing off the tea, and haircuts, we were back on our way to the hostel, arriving in time to catch the walking tour, which was lead by a friendly Argentine named Santiago, who didn't like the sun at all, and tried to remain in the shade or covered up at all times. We all piled onto a bus and took a 15 minute trip over to the Retiro area of the city, and began touring from there, starting with Plaza San Martin, where I learned an interesting fact about statues, that I hadn't heard before. If a statue has a man on a horse, and the two front legs of the horse are in the air, then he died in battle, whereas if the legs are on the ground, he died outside of battle. Interesting enough. After the plaza we were shown a very unique building that was built in the 1920s, and had a fairly distinct architectural style, plus it was the first building in Buenos Aires (BA) to have an air conditioning system. The name of the building was the Kavanaugh building, and it has a bit of a comical past, as it was supposedly built to block the view of a nearby church, as revenge against the family who lived in a nearby palace and attended the church, as they opposed the owner's engagement to one of their sons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kavanagh_building


First Argentine Yerba Mate, free with a haircut


San Martin Plaza...start of Recocleta Neighbourhood

Nice of the Argentines to protest on a National Monument...extra points for associating an agricultural company with nuclear waste

San Martin park, nice place to relax and make out


Santiago, our Argentine guide who is afraid of being in the sun


After the plaza and some nice views, we made our way through the Retiro neighbourhood, chatting away, and getting to know other people on the tour, before arriving at one of the more famous sites in BA, a massive graveyard called Cemetario de la Recoleta, which is a famous landmark for having the gravesite of Eva Peron. There were again some interesting stories about Eva Peron, including how her corpse was stolen at one point in time, how it was defiled by a doctor who had performed an autopsy, and how it was now buried over 6 m deep so that it could not be stolen. By buried I mean put into one of the absolutely massive mausoleums or tombs that littered that graveyard. It was a bit creepy walking around as there was this massive gang of cats running around and lingering around gravesites...creepy cats. We also were shown a graveyard of a famous hairstylist's daughter who died in an avalanche in Switzerland...apparently hair stylists can make a lot of money, as the shrine to her was massive as well, and seemed like it would have cost a pretty fortune. After the graveyard, it was onwards towards Parque Thays, where there were two interesting sites to note. One was a man in his late 50s sitting in a cafe with a suit, cigar, glass of scotch, and a fancy scarf and hat...I can only hope to look like him one day..very classy individual indeed. The other more permanent interesting site was a large flower structure that used to open and close, but now was broken, and therefore was stuck open. Apparently the city chose not to fix it, as it was a private donation, and they didn't feel that they should provide the funds..hilarious. And with that, the tour was complete...a relatively quick trip around the Retiro and Recoleta neighbourhoods, and we were back on our way to the hostel.
  


First of many beautiful monuments in the most beautiful cemetery I've ever seen


Final resting place of Eva Perron or Evita as some may know her as

Famous graveyard of the daughter of a famous hairstylist....complete with her dog and cat...cat appears to be still doing well

Faculty of Law, Buenos Aires University

Commissioned art project that used to open and close, now that it doesn't close, the city doesn't want to pay to fix it and it remains open ha ha


After arriving back at the hostel, we spent most of the night just hanging out there, having a few beers, a new Chilean friend named Dario and I went to a nearby pub to play some billiards, but they wouldn't let people play after 11 pm...what kind of a pub is that! So rather than staying there and spending more on beers, we just grabbed one more beer each at the hotel, chatted a bit in Spanish, and then called it an early night. The next day myself, Dario, and Johan decided to go wander around the Puerto Madero area, which is just south of the hostel. While walking towards there we kept seeing tourist advertisements on nearly every corner for the Puenta de Mujeres (Bridge of Women), sometimes two within 15 m of each other...they really really wanted people to read about the damn bridge! We wandered along the area, near some swampy area, and a park that had some man running steps. In true Rocky fashion, Johand and I ran up the stairs, humming the Rocky theme song, and doing some boxing moves up top, much to the disdain of the local man who was running the stairs in a circuit for exercise. We continued to make our way wandering around, before finding the Comedy Museum. I'm not a huge museum fan, however, if the museum is something fairly unique, then I'm willing to check it out, and this was the case. It was located in an old brewery, and had Argentine comics and short stories from many time periods, including some comics from the 1800s where Argentine is mentioned in an English comic. Everything was in Spanish of course, but it's a good way to learn the language a bit better.

After our museum tour, we made our way finally over to the bridge that was so ingrained into our heads....and it was okay. I guess it's meant to mimic a woman dancing Tango, or so I've been told. After crossing the bridge, we found a nearby hamburger stop for a quick lunch before making our way on the bus towards some architecture museum called the MARQ. We managed to miss our stop somehow, but were relatively close by even with the missed stop, and arrived at the museum that was absolutely tiny, as it was set into a tall and skinny house. It did have some rather interesting examples of various homes constructed around Argentina by various architects....I was quite impressed by the models, however, the other guys weren't all that impressed and were ready to leave quite quickly. After the MARQ we were on our way to the Obelisk where we were to meet the French girl. After admiring some more of the lovely architecture and the amazing French embassy, arriving just on time to meet up with Alexei before wandering down Avenida Florida, where her and Dario went to do the illegal money exchange, which involves going into some tiny boarded up room, and making the money exchange of Dollars for Pesos, with the exchange rate fluctuating a fair bit, but the avg rate along the street was 8.5 to 8.6. After the money exchange, and a stop for a few Happy Hour beers at a nearby restaurant we went onwards towards the hostel, where we settled in for a few hours until some Milonga show was on (a faster version of Tango dancing) at a nearby bar.
  

The Faculty of Engineering at the University of Buenos Aires....just a bit nicer than my Engineering faculty in Canada

Puerto Madero....not a nice day

I have a friend named Pancho, apparently in Argentina they seem to think he's super....I don't think so




The Comedy Museum of Argentina


The infamous Puenta Mujer that was so heavily adversed along the streets....not really that amazing

You sir, have a fine moustache




So a few of us went down there, ordered some empanadas and a few bottles of wine and settled in. We were a bit too late to take part in the early parts of the lessons, so we just sat and watched, and then a wicked orchestra band came on and played several numbers for the dancers to dance to. The band was really really awesome, but I couldn't help but laugh at one of the women dancing on the floor, as every time she passed by our table, no matter her dance partner, she had this look on her face that could be described as something that would be seen after intense sexual pleasure! I started laughing as I noticed this, and began to point it out to others at the table who all joined me in laughing. After the bottles of wine, the band finished up, and we decided to wander off elsewhere, finding another nearby pub. One thing about B.A nightlife is that people go out REALLY late to party, and any day of the work week to boot. We arrived and found several full tables of people drinking late, and ended up meeting several groups of them outside. With the cute French girl with our group, she kind of drew the attention of many, as she spoke Spanish so well from living in Barcelona the past few years, plus the pub was mostly Argentine men who flock to any foreign girls we're with! We ended up spending quite some time at the pub, until nearly 5 am I think, bs'ing with locals, until it was closing down. We ran back to the hostel, and I went for a quick wander to find a cafe where I could grab some late night/early morning food before making my way to bed around 7:30 am. I had to laugh, as again, the Chilean girl didn't arrive back until I did...she was much better at parties than myself!


A Milonga night, complete with awesome live band

extra high urinal...bit too high for me!

The next day I missed my free breakfast once again, and made it up just barely in time to catch that day's walking tour which took us around the San Telmo area and over to the Boca area of B.A, and once again Santiago was our leader. We did a quick tour around San Telmo, which is a really cool and artistic neighbourhood with lots of little cafes, bars, restaurants, and boutique shops. After seeing a few landmarks in the area, we hopped on our bus and arrived over in La Boca, which is a very touristy part. Nearly immediately we were approached by several people trying to sell different things. One man who was going for a Diego Maradona appearance was offering the amazing chance to take a photo with him...groan* Of course, having decided to wear an Argentine futbol jersey that day, he was on to me like a fat kid on rice, but I wasn't interested at all....I did see a few people who were sucked into his stupid little gimmick though of course. Another thing about the La Boca area is that it is famous for many outdoor cafes having tango dancers performing, as well as dancers just in the street offering a chance for photos with them or of them dancing. It's kind of neat to watch, but again, not really worth the money. We wandered around the Boca area for awhile, enjoying the very colourful buildings, the aggressive salespeople (well not really), and soaking up the cool vibe of the area. Eventually the tour group was heading back, but myself, Dario, and the French girl Alexia decided to stick around a bit longer, as she had a store she wanted to visit, plus we wanted to go check out the Boca Jrs stadium.
  

Mafalda....famous Argentine comic, she's all over

Smallest house in Buenos Aires

Palermo is considered "Hollywood" yet San Telmo street artists seem to differ

cool apartment on Avenida Defensa

Sleepy and hungover Frenchwoman inside an old house converted into shops

Arriving in La Boca, complete with crappy Maradona look alike

Free tango shows at most of the cafes and restaurants in La Boca


Loads of colour and character in La Boca


Damn near look alikes


La Boca Port, likely where the Swedish ship arrived back in the day which is how Boca Jrs received their team colours

Home of Boca Jrs futbol



Photos of people taking photos of people taking photos :)


It's kind of interesting how the Boca Jrs team obtained their team colours, as the club couldn't decide on a colour scheme after losing to a rival that had the same colours and agreeing that the loser would take on new uniform colours, so they decided that the next boat that would come into the port, they would take the colours of that boat's flag. And sure enough, a Swedish boat came in, so the club's colours are now Gold and Blue. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boca_Juniors Unfortunately there was a big game that night in the stadium, so we weren't able to go inside and tour the stadium. The store ended up being closed as well, so there was actually not much point in having stayed longer, so we just went and found a bus back to the hostel. A few of us went over to the Red Door, the pub across the street for some billiards and tasty pizzas before making our way back to the hsotel as that evening they were offering free tango lessons, so I signed up for those, figuring it would be a fun little endeavour. The tango lessons kicked off around 7 pm, and there were about 10 of us who were there, including a few new French Canadians from Montreal, and some very lovely and hilarious South African girls. The lessons were beginning and we were told to pair up, and as luck would have it, the most beautiful girl of the group, one of the Saffers came over to pick me..win! Unfortunately we didn't have the greatest dance chemistry, and didn't do a lot of moving around, although to be fair it is actually a fairly difficult dance to learn, and we had such a small area to learn that everyone was running into each other and trying to avoid collisions...needless to say, there were a lot of sorry's said throughout the hour long session, not only sorrys between dance partners for stepping on toes, awkward bumps, etc..but also sorrys between couples running into each other. Eventually our lesson finished, with one couple dropping out completely, and the one French Canadian struggling to learn anything....quite a funny site. I picked up the steps alright, but it's a very robotic dance style and I found it a bit difficult to not be so fluid and bop and weave.
  
Tango lessons at Hostel America del Sur

After the lessons finished up, it was a massive gathering of people hanging out in the courtyard area, so we spent a fair portion of the time having some drinks, chatting away and talking about heading out to Palermo for the night to watch the Boca Jrs futbol match, however, the groups kept staggering and before we knew it, there wasn't so many people around who still wanted to go out, resulting in another night in, instead of heading out to explore the crazy night life. The next day was a pretty low key one, just hanging around the hostel for awhile before heading out with a few people that had come over from the Milhouse hostel, trying to escape the craziness of that hostel and rehab a bit. They needed to go change some money, so it was into one of these little dark rooms, and I wish I could have taken a photo as it's absolutely hilarious, with the two Irish people and the one Aussie guy holding up these notes against the light, inspecting them as if they knew anything about counterfeit notes, while the money exchanging guys stared at them, looking on intently, while I was in the corner laughing at the ridiculousness of the whole situation. Apparently, according to their “expert” eyes, the notes were good, so we were on our way, making a stop at a gellateria for some tasty ice cream, before making our way back to the hostel where we hung out for the next few hours. Dario decided he needed a haircut, and one of the Irish girls that I had gone with to change money had jokingly told him that she could cut his hair later on that night, so he was taking her up on that offer. What ended up happening was a big group haircut, with several people taking their turns cutting a mullet into Dario's hair. He was quite worried about how it would like, but surprisingly after a few beers, and some laughs, the haircut went pretty well. After that wrapped up, it was time to for the hostel organized Argentina barbecue...and wow was there a lot of great tasting and amazing food! We all stuffed ourselves and enjoyed the beers, wine, and good company before getting ready to head out on the town one more time.
  

Friday night haircuts at Hostel America del Sur!

We decided to head off to a nightclub called Kika, over in Palermo, with a very large group, that required over 4 taxis. We arrived there, and found it to be just starting to get busy, as it was now 2 am...yes, Buenos Aires nightlife is pretty intense, with the clubs really kicking off around 3 or 4 am on most nights! The taxi I went in, with a cute English girl and Dario, arrived and we couldn't find anyone outside. We mulled around for about 15 minutes before deciding to just head in, when everyone else finally showed up, as they had been taken to a totally different club by the taxi driver. The drivers in BA are pretty dodgy, as are taxi drivers almost everywhere I suppose! We all entered inside, and found a pretty large and rectangular shaped dance floor along the middle of the club, with several bars and chatting areas along the sides...this style seems to be the dominant style of the clubs in Buenos Aires, which is nice, as it's relatively easy to spot your friends if you happen to get lost. We partied pretty hard for the next few hours, and I thought maybe something might happen with the South African girl I was getting along with well, but when we walked into the dance floor I noticed the English girl from a few days earlier giving me a bit of a glaring look...ahh jealous women. So basically we just partied in our big group for the next several hours. Old habits ended up dying hard, and rather than trying with some of the cute women that had smiled at me a few times, I ended up just going back to the English girl...we all called it quits around 5 am, and came back to the hostel, and had to walk her American friend back to her nearby hostel. After dropping her off, we were walking back and still with a bit of energy, and noticed a random house with a black curtain and people kind of mulling about, so we figured why not and popped inside. We were immediately met with some curious looks, as we were clearly foreigners and the only ones there, but people were quite friendly, and we sat down for a beer and had several people come chat us up. One guy who was particularly interesting had this massive and adorable dog that he brought into the club with him. It looked like a Shih Tzu, but crossed with a Labrador or some other massive dog...it was pretty sweet. He told us that he met the dog outside a bar once, and asked if it wanted to go home with him, and that it replied yes, and that was the only time the dog ever talked to him....what a crack ha ha! After our beers and some laughs, it was back to the hostel, crawling into my tiny bed around 7 am and spending the night, er morning.  

crazy dog that came into the bar...a sort of Shi-Tzu cross with some really big dog I think
She had to check out at 10 am, as there wasn't room in the hostel, so I was up a bit early because of that, but managed to fall back asleep until the mid afternoon. It happened to be Argentina's unofficial Independence day, as they elected their first official government on May 25th, however, they didn't actually declare independence until July 8th. While watching a youtube video, the advertisement showed a big party being held on the 25th of May at the Plaza de Mayo, which was very nearby, and the party looked absolutely incredible. I figured I would go wander down there, and then find a pub to watch the Champions League final. Well after sitting down and shooting the shit with the hilarious South African girls, I ended up wasting well over an hour chatting with them and having some laughs before I realized that the game was well over half way finished, so instead of going to a pub, I ended up just sitting downstairs in the tv room, but only caught the last 8 minutes of the game..oops.

After that wrapped up, I didn't even venture out towards the square, even though there were so many people wandering around the streets, and several people had returned to the hostel talking about how crazy it was getting, but also how they felt a bit uncomfortable there, as there were not only partiers, but also many many protesters there. In the end, I didn't even venture out there, as Johan, Dario, and a few others from the hostel wanted to go for a steak dinner at a nearby steakhouse. I hadn't been out for a proper steak dinner yet, so I was of course keen. We were meant to go to a place just around the corner, but when we arrived, we found the waiting time to be about 40 minutes, and even though the place looked really nice, someone had told Dario that there was another place nearby that was better and cheaper, so we made the trek over to Avenida Defensa and found the restaurant which is called Desnivel. When we arrived inside we found the place to be quite packed, but didn't have to wait very long for a table. Interestingly enough, it was already 10:30 pm and most people were just arriving or starting to eat dinner...things start and end really late here! After a short debate over the flags of some of the countries that were hanging on the wall, we were seated and ordered several plates to share around the table. One of the more interesting plates was some Argentine blood sausages called Morcillos. We didn't know that they were actually blood sausages when we ordered them, until they arrived and looked a bit odd looking. They weren't terrible, but the texture was a bit hard to stomach, so we only finished one of the two I think. The actual steaks we received actually weren't really all that great either, but it was good company and a nice time. After the big feast, we walked back towards the hostel, said goodbye to Johan who was leaving the next day for Montevideo, and arrived back at the hostel where people were getting things going on as per usual.
  
South African lunch special....pasta, mayonnaise, hot sauce

last meal with Johan in Argentina, at Desnivel...the food was okay..nothing that special

Chileans inspecting the wine...I think it passed the test

We joined in the group activities, and got ready to head on out to the big club of the night, which was a place called Pacha. Pacha is a fairly famous brand of nightclubs around the world, with places like Ibiza, London, New York, etc.. having them. We grabbed a few cabs and were on our way there, and it was actually quite far away from the hostel, taking around 20 minutes to arrive. We pulled up and wow, the place was just massive and lit up with bright red lights all over...very cool! While waiting in line, suddenly a man in line asked if I was Argentine, as I was wearing an Argentina football jersey. I jokingly said yeah, but he said it wasn't a good idea if I was, as the club didn't want to let me in with a jersey on. Ironic, considering it was a day where many people were celebrating Argentina related things, and that an Argentine wouldn't be allowed into a club if he was wearing the futbol jersey...I can understand a Brazil jersey or something that might cause some trouble....hilariously enough, because I was a foreigner, I was allowed to enter while wearing it. I also found it quite funny that the guy explained that the club was a bit of a “high end” place and didn't want people with sports wear in, even though they were letting in girls from our group who were wearing flip flops and very very casual dress. We entered inside, and wow, that place was just massive! The DJ was really really great, but the lights were a bit too intense. I had wondered early on why so many people were wearing sunglasses, and thought it seemed a bit silly, but soon figured out why, as it actually hurt my retinas. It was like someone was taking a photograph and putting the flash nearly directly on my eye, it was very very intense, and would leave me blinded at times, wish I had taken glasses!

We continued to party pretty hard for quite some time, although some of the group didn't last so long and couldn't handle the size and late hour. We met some pretty fun locals, especially since I was wearing the Argentine jersey, and the girls did since they're...well, women, and since the Argentine men are always on the prowl. I continued to find it silly how earlier I was possibly not going to be allowed to enter with the jersey, and how upon entry, everyone was loving the jersey and high 5'ing me and such. Eventually it was just myself and Mary, the English girl left at the club, so after some more dance floor makeouts, it was nearly 7 am and the club was about to close, so we decided to head back to the hostel. She hadn't even booked a bed anywhere else, and was just going to sleep in the tv room on a couch, so after the crazy taxi ride home, where we probably reached speeds of 140 km/h in 70 km/h zones...crazy taxis here! We got back and just crawled into bed for the night.
  

Pacha Buenos Aires...crazy nightclub and party

The next day was a lovely day to go for a wander down into the San Telmo market, as I wanted to look for a Matte, while Mary had to look for a change purse, as hers had been stolen the previous night while we were dancing in the nightclub...sneaky bastard thieves! After a quick croissant and coffee stop, we found our way to Avenida Defensa, where the market was set up over the course of about 30 city blocks...absolutely huge and with quite a nice variety of objects to purchase. After wandering around, looking for Mattes, clothing, people watching, antique viewing, pizza eating, and attempting to barter in Spanish (apparently Argentine vendors don't budge on their prices..damn). I ended up picking up a funny Matte, and content with my purchase, we stopped for a little break and pizza. The restaurant claimed to have B.A's best pizza since it's inception in 1949, which was a pretty bold claim...it was pretty good, but I don't think it quite beat the pizza I had the first day of my arrival. After our break, we ran into Mary's American friend, and went for a bit more of a wander with her along the market, before heading back to the hostel to rest a little bit. I had grand plans of going out to a nightclub that evening, called Clubone, that everyone I had talked to, raved about, however, after not much sleep the previous few days, the tank was running a bit low, plus I had an early boat ride the next morning over to Uruguay for some much needed R&R, plus an opportunity to visit a new country, as it was just so close by. My typical procrastinating cost me in the wallet, as Dario had bought the same ticket and had paid only around $100 US, while mine ended up costing $160. After vegging out for a while, there was a group of people heading over to a steakhouse in Palermo that was supposed to be quite delicious, as well as cheap if you ate between 8 and 9 pm, as they offered 40% off. What was initially meant to be a group of 2, ended up being a group of 7, as several of us tag alongers joined in.
  

San Telmo Sunday market


I love how there's little coffee carts all over the city

Street entertainment 

Fresh juice stands 

Bold claim by the pizza place

People watching from the pizza restaurant

We made our way over to the restaurant, called La Cabrera, and arrived in time to be seated and have our order taken just slightly after 7 pm, being fortunate that there wasn't a long wait to get seated. After 3 massive platters of meat, 2 delicious bottles of wine, and several sides, we were all very full amazing meal, and had just enough time to get the bill paid before the 8 pm cut off time. That massive feast, with the discount, ended up being around $10, and for a lot! Damn I love Buenos Aires. I was pretty beat after the previous nights' festivities, but the group wanted to go for at least one drink in a pub in the nearby Palermo square, so we popped over to one of the corner pubs, had a few mojitos and beers, and listened to an overly chatty Canadian girl talk about her family and their issues. It was a pretty funny moment, when Mary relatively innocently mentioned that it was going to be a nice time when the girl returned to see her sister, with whom she hadn't seen in quite some time and argued with frequently....to some it almost sounded like a bit of sarcasm, and I think that's how the Canadian girl felt about it, but it was all meant in good terms. After our happy hour drinks, and being pretty tired, we grabbed a cab back to the hostel, while having to stop at several banks along the way, as I was out of cash, and there appeared to be some issues with the bank machines, as the one Aussie girl with us hadn't been able to draw out money all day, as well as several other people she had spoken with. I was a bit worried, as I had to pay for a taxi the next morning and had 0 pesos, but we finally found a machine that worked, meanwhile, Mary and her friend Tiffany were trying to find an open shop to buy a bottle of wine, so the stops and starts for the taxi driver were numerous, but he was a pretty good sport about it. We arrived back, and I just called it a night, saying goodbye, and crashing for a few short hours before the dreaded early wake up.
  

La Cabrera Parilla, great 40% discount on meals and wine from 8-9 pm

I try not to be THAT GUY who wakes up the entire room while packing his bags, and typically do it in the evening, but everyone was asleep in bed when I got back into the room, so I had to do the early morning pack. I tried my best to be quiet, but wasn't very efficient at that, waking up 2 of the 3 others..oops. After gathering my stuff, and meeting a Canadian girl downstairs, with whom I was going to share a taxi with to the port, we waited and waited and waited for the taxi to show up. The staff told us we should be at the port by 8 am, and that it would take 10 minutes to go, so when we ordered a taxi at 7:40 am, we figured this should be fine, right? Wrong, of course.....it took about 25 minutes for a taxi to show up, and several times they called to confirm if it was coming or not, and then kept asking us if we still wanted it or not...well duh...however, we're now wondering if we're going to miss this boat or something, but alas, the taxi showed up, and we arrived around 8:20 am, and they hadn't even started boarding yet. It's a bit frustrating in Latin America, as times are never as they seem, and you never really know if you've missed things, if being an hour late is okay, or even 2 hours....definitely a way different culture, but just one of the things you need to learn to adapt to.

So we board this boat, and I am still trying to figure out why I had to pay so much more for my ticket. I noticed that it mentioned it was an “executive ticket” , so naturally one would assume a better seat, food and beverage service, or something to distinguish it from the standard class fare....well upon boarding the boat, all the seats were the same, and after inquiring about free food or drink and being told no, I really began to wonder. Next I assumed that the bus ride to Montevideo must provide the added benefit of having this executive ticket, so I just nodded off for the majority of the boat ride over to Colonia. Upon arrival, and of course not being able to take money out of the cash machine there, as Argentines make big cash runs to grab US dollars in Uruguay, and drain the cash machines in Colonia, I was fortunate to have some spare pesos to change over for when I arrived in Montevideo. I found the bus, and yeah, there was again no added benefit to this stupid over priced executive ticket...fml what a rip off...the bus was old and shitty, and there wasn't even free water on it like nearly all the other buses I've taken in South America....oh well, first world problems. I was still pretty exhausted, and ended up sleeping the entire way to Montevideo, missing out on what probably was some nice coastline or something...but alas, that's life. Upon arrival, I found a map, gathered my bearings and made my way over to the area near the hostel, via local bus. I'm pretty sure that I gave the driver a $20 Uruguay note, and he didn't look at it properly and gave me change for $200, but I can't be entirely sure.

I arrived over near a large park in the city centre, and made the quick trek over to the hostel, becoming a little lost, as I thought the address was 1200 on the street that I was walking, and couldn't seem to find it, so I crossed over to the other side of the road and as soon as I looked back to look for signs, I immediately noticed I had been standing nearly right in front of the place, but hadn't seen the smallish sign...oops. After entering the amazing old mansion that had been recently converted to a hostel and admiring the beauty of the place, I was greeted by a gorgeous and very flirty Uruguayan receptionist...I was a bit smitten with her immediately, and we were laughing and flirting while I got checked in, but of course that didn't last long, as her bf happened to be hanging out at the hostel, and quickly saw what was happening, so he showed his affections for her very quickly when I was talking to her after having settled in....damn! After asking where I could find a decent place to eat nearby, and being given a flyer for a relatively close by place, I was on my way to find it, as I couldn't find Johan anywhere in the hostel upon arrival, even though he was supposedly staying there. I wandered along through somewhat questionable parts of the city, on my way to this restaurant, and arrived there, finding a place that seemed to really only deliver. The people there seemed to be a bit surprised when I entered the place, and then I found out it was actually closed....strange...what restaurant closes at 3 pm? So, I had to head over across the street to another spot, and settled in there. Being the first restaurant I visited in Uruguay, I had no idea what to expect when ordering food, and I should have been slightly suspicious when I asked for a Milenesa plate, and the server looked a little surprised that I asked for it, but took the order anyway. What showed up shortly after was.....well, I was quite shocked! Damn they have big portions here. I just sat there staring at the monstrous plate, and couldn't helpt but laugh a bit about the situation. Even one of the other servers walked by and patted me on the back and laughed a bit. I maybe managed to finish half of the beast, and just sat there digesting when an older man approached me and began talking about my shirt, as I was wearing my Vietnam shirt with the communist symbol...he seemed to be quite amused and happy that I was wearing such shirt, but I couldn't really understand what he was saying, as he spoke a bit too fast. After that brief encounter, I made my way back to the hostel, and found that Johan was in fact there, and that Dario had arrived as well. So after catching up a bit, and hanging out with the cute receptionist's bf and some of his friends outside, enjoying some wicked guitar playing, before heading out for dinner with the guys.
  

My first meal in Uruguay...massive portions!

We ended up randomly running into a Brazilian guy who had stayed in the same room as Dario and Johan in Buenos Aires, so he ended up joining us for our walk towards the old town, where there were some bars and restaurants open. The first night time impression of Montevideo was that it was sleepy and quiet...and this was definitely confirmed over the next few days, as it's quite small and very very relaxed, except maybe on the weekends. We ended up settling into a restaurant that hilariously enough, Johan had eaten at earlier in the day and experienced the exact same situation as me, with a way too large plate of Milenesa that there was no way he could finish. Well it was the same chain of restaurant, just not the exact same restaurant. We settled in there, had a beer, and some dinner before wandering around a bit more and realizing there really wasn't a whole lot happening in town, so it was back to the hostel to sit around the fire, listen to some music, and relax. After waking up too late for the free breakfast the next day, and being fortunate to have the leftovers from my ridiculous plate the previous day to fill me, we decided to go for a wander down to the futbol stadium that hosted the final of the first World Cup, won by Uruguay, in 1930. After finding our way to a bus stop and making our way toward the stadium, we didn't quite pay enough attention and missed our stop by one spot, but it was no big deal. The area around the stadium had an old Eastern Soviet bloc country feel to it, with old and crumbling buildings, including one very ugly and poorly maintained university building for Med students, as well as an old hospital. We wandered around the nearby park for a little bit, before entering into the stadium, and visiting their futbol museum. It was a fairly good museum, as Uruguay has a very strong football culture, having won 2 World Cups, and 7 South America championships, which is really quite amazing for a country of 3.5 million. That would be the equivalent of ice hockey players from Manitoba winning 2 Olympic Gold Medals and several Stanley Cup championships, or something like that....crazy good.
  

Main square in Montevideo at night


classic garbage collection system

Uruguayans love their bull and wagon statues


A school inside a futbol stadium...crazy idea

Kind of depressing Eastern Europe bloc feel...that's the hospital in the background

and the Med School

The futbol stadium in Estadio Centenario

live action in the stadium....lawn cutting!

They still host games here...you'd think they would at least put in some newer seats after 80 years



The first World Cup, won by Uruguay in 1930...well their replica trophy

The second one won in 1950...damn good futbol country considering its size

The museum was all in Spanish, but fortunately I could understand more of it than the previous futbol museum I had went to in Brazil. Some of the highlights were flags, jerseys from several world events, as well as the first World Cup statue that was awarded...well at least the replica, since the original is actually still missing! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_of_the_Jules_Rimet_Trophy They also had several other very interesting artifacts from other world events. At one point Johan came from having seen the inside of the stadium, and excitedly told me there was some live action going on inside, so I rushed out and saw some wicked live action....that being a man cutting the grass! I could see an ominous storm approaching, and after spending a bit more time touring the museum, the floodgates opened up, and down came torrential rain. We were stuck inside this stadium, trying to get a taxi, but the staff told us that calling one would mean waiting an hour until it showed up, since the rain was that heavy. Dario went out to try and flag a few down, and was promptly soaked and unable to hail one, so we decided to make a run for a nearby bus stand and take the bus towards a shopping centre, where we could go chill out and have a bite to eat. It was pretty entertaining to watch all the people boarding the bus, absolutely soaked head to toe...the rain was that intense. We arrived at the shopping centre, and after wandering around a bit, settled in for a bite to eat, before acting like kids and playing some arcade games. Dario was feeling pretty ill, as he was coming down with the flu that he had received from another guest in Buenos Aires, and it turned out to be the flu that just kept giving! He went back with Johan early, and I decided to check out a movie, and go try and chat up a cute girl at a coffeeshop that had smiled at me earlier, but unfortunately she wasn't having any of it! So, after watching the movie, which was at times quite painful to watch (Fast and the Furious 6), it was back in a bus and on my way back to the hostel.
  
newest fashion in Uruguay....I think

Upon arrival, I saw that young Philipp, a German kid that I had met in Foz do Iguacu, had arrived at the hostel, so we caught up a bit, playing some chess by the fire, which was one of the nice benefits of the hostel. It was just another nice and quiet evening, really what I needed after the Buenos Aires madness, and with the bad weather present, it gave myself a good excuse to avoid the bars or pubs for a change. The next day myself, Philipp, and Dario decided to go wander around the Old Town, and take a stroll along one of the Ramblas. We made our way towards one of the main squares, which features by far the most striking architectural work of Montevideo, an old apartment building, that had such a unique style with its large bubbled dome, and sharp curves, that lead Johan to describe it as a “Flash Gordon” piece of work....I guess because it was really flashy compared to the neighbouring buildings? After making our way past the main square, and running into a few girls on a tour and following them a bit, before finding some hilarious works of graffiti, and finding a little empanada shop for some tasty snacks. We sat around a small little park listening to a man playing some guitar, and were a bit shocked when he apologized for any nuisance he caused by playing, as he left....he was actually a pretty good player, we I assumed he was approaching us for money, but he was just on his way out, while delivering the strange apology. We continued our walk a bit further, carefully avoiding all the dog poop on the side walks (Philipp hadn't been so lucky the previous day, unknowingly crushing one large turd), before arriving at what appeared to be the biggest building in Montevideo, and was actually the headquarters of Uruguayan immigration.
  

lively Montevideo


main square in Montevideo

ridiculous architecture style compared to the rest of the city




the spectacular entrance to the Old Town of Montevideo....


Uruguayan street art...Gauchos chasing dinosaurs

What would Bill Murray do in your place?



Old Town looks pretty new to me...

funny guys in Uruguay



more of Old Town



was thirsty...hoped for beer...there wasn't any

After a quick detour into a nearby shop to inquire about some postcards for Dario, we made our way through a somewhat rough looking area of the old town, before finding ourselves on the coastline, at one of the Ramblas. The water and the view really wasn't anything special, so we didn't spend too much time wandering along. There was apparently a much nicer area of the coast several kms further, but before we knew it, we were already near our hostel, and decided to stop in for a glass of water, before figuring what to do next. What was meant to be a quick break, ended up being a few more hours of just chilling out in front of the fire, listening to some Austrian girl play some amazing music, and playing some more chess with Philipp, who apparently wasn't so good, as I kicked his ass each time. It was Johan's last night with us, as he was off the next morning to Rio, so we decided to go out for some Uruguayan beef and have one last meal together. We were given a recommendation by one of the hostel workers of a nearby place, but they didn't accept credit cards unfortunately, and that was the only manner that Johan could pay for his meal, so we continued our walk towards the main street, trying to find a restaurant. At this point we came across a giant group of young journalism students, who were practising doing interviews, and of course they came up to me first, to ask if I wanted to do an interview, but their Uruguayan Spanish was too quick for me to understand! In the end, Dario ended up doing a quick interview, and I kept looking at two of the girls, thinking they were very attractive, until they told us they were 16...what the hell! So that was out of the question ha! Their professor ended up giving us a restaurant recommendation, which happened to be a place nearby, so we popped by there and had some large and tasty Uruguayan beef steaks and a few beers, enjoying our last night together.



lovely accommodations

The Three B's...Bueno (Nice), Bonito (beautiful), Barato (cheap)...what more could you want from a restaurant!

classic Mate...too big for my bag unfortunately!


Montevideo coastline....exciting

Fishermen


One of Uruguay's largest discos....full of fruits....ended up being a supermarket ha!

angry hostel guitar player...could be because he was sick..who knows!

my Mate I purchased in Buenos Aires

Uruguayans interviewing Chileans...talking about Latin things I'm sure

hilariously shaped dessert

Uruguayan beef!

After dinner, we wandered back to the hostel, where several people were hanging out by the fire, having some drinks, and chatting away. They ended up somehow dragging me out with them for a night on the town, which consisted of us going all the way to an Irish bar in the Eastern part of the city, having a beer and some food, and then going next door to some long cocktail bar, where there was about 80% dudes.....fun times! After one more drink there and a bit of bs'ing, it was closing down, since it's Montevideo, and the place is very very sleepy compared to Buenos Aires....definitely hard getting used to not going out on the town until 6 or 7 am. We arrived back around 3 am, and I didn't manage to make it up in time the next morning for breakfast to say goodbye to Johan. In fact, I began to feel like crap upon waking up, and spent the remainder of the day laying on the couch in pain...yes, the flu had struck....damn Dario and his spreading of germs!! It was a bit of a doozy, as I spent nearly the entire day in front of the fire, trying to stay warm in the cold house, with Philipp laughing at me wasting a day away doing nothing, but I was floored. After playing some chess and still managing to beat him without having a clear head, we ended up going out to grab some terrible and cheap corner hamburgers and just spending the rest of the evening in the hostel. After sleeping with all my clothing on, and several blankets, battling the fever and chills all night, I was feeling a lot better the next day.

After doing a few errands, including grabbing some US cash from the atm, I was in a bit of a rush to get to the bus station, arriving 10 minutes before my bus supposedly left, at least according to the printed out itinerary that I had. Well, I ran around outside checking all the departure gates, including one that had a bus that appeared to be leaving to Colonia at the exact time as mine was supposed to, but it was a different company and the lady told me to get lost and go inside and talk to the desk of the company I was travelling with. I wandered back inside and found the desk and started to wonder if maybe I had the wrong date and that my ticket was for the previous day so I asked a woman in front of me what the date was, and she asked “today?”....ha ha what the hell, no I wanted to know the date tomorrow! So the date of my ticket was fine, but the time still didn't make any sense until I arrived at the counter and they told me that I was just supposed to check in at the time on the ticket, but had another hour to kill. So after lingering around, I was on the bus back to Colonia, sleeping nearly the whole way! After killing a bit of time in the port, waiting for the boat, which of course was an hour late to leave, we were on our way to B.A with a boat full of very loud and giggly American University students....it made for a bit of a long ride, but I managed to ignore them for the most part, although there were some rather funny stories about how dumb they could really be...ah poor Americans. And thus ended my Uruguayan adventure, which could easily be described as relaxing and very tranquil.....Montevideo is an alright stop, but nothing too special unless you just want to relax. I'd also highly recommend the hostel I stayed at, the Ukulule Hostel, as their staff are absolutely amazing and friendly and fun. Here's their link: http://www.ukelelehostel.com/index.php/en/




Thus we arrived at the Puerto Madeiro, and there was all of one taxi waiting there, with about 60 people needing taxis...great planning job! So after trying to wander off and find one in the near vicinity, I just started walking towards the hostel, as I had been told it was only like a 10 or 15 minute walk...well after about 10 minutes of walking, I was nowhere near any location that I even recognized, and stopped to ask a woman if I was anywhere near one of the main streets that I knew, and she told me to take a bus or taxi, as walking any further would be dangerous...okay take the locals advice I guess! So off in the taxi, and I arrived just in time to see Dario with a large group, who were all heading out for dinner, so after a quick check in, we went down to meet them at a restaurant called Don Ernesto. At this point one of the funnier misunderstandings occurred. I sat down at the table and Dario told everybody “hey guys this is Reilly”, but in his Chilean accent, apparently that sounded like something different. So, a very pretty French girl across the table said “Shalom” and I immediately began to think it was a bit odd that a Vietnamese French woman would have a name like Shalom, but I guess I've met people with stranger names. Then, the Englishman next to me asked where I was from exactly, and I said Saskatchewan, so he then asked if I had been born in Saskatchewan and moved to Israel from there, or if I was born in Israel and moved to Saskatchewan.....at this point, I'm thinking what the hell is going on....and I soon realize that when Dario had introduced me, it sounded like “This Israeli” and everyone at the table then thought I was Israeli....ha ha what a laugh. So after some proper introductions, we proceeded to enjoy a huge feast of meat, that ended up being the best steak I had experienced to that point in Buenos Aires...just awesome. After the large feast, and some wine, we made our way back to the hostel, where Dario had to call it an early night, since he was still battling the epic flu. Meanwhile, the cute French girl disappeared quite quickly, off to Palermo to meet some friends, so I wasn't too sure if we would be heading out and doing anything that night or not.

I sat around with a German guy from dinner, and we figured we would join a large group of other people at the hostel who were heading out that night, but then when he went to have a shower, they were suddenly about to leave and since I had already talked about going out with him, I felt bad about leaving, so I hung around with an amazingly talented Singaporean guy and two American guys who were playing a whole bunch of cheesy pop songs by the Backstreet Boys, and other 90s pop groups...it was a pretty big laugh, and I was actually quite amazed how the Singaporean guy could just pick up a guitar, and figure out how to play a song nearly instantaneously by remembering what the song sounded like, and just put together the notes and chords on the spot....impressive. We hung around singing and laughing for quite some time until this absolutely massive beast of a man wandered into te hostel with an eye patch, obviously a bit drunk and instantly making the whole room laugh at his outrageousness. He came to grab his friend and head out nightclubbing, and invited myself and the German guy to tag along, and I couldn't resist going out with him, as he was just too hilarious to not go venture with. Unfortunately there wasn't room for 5 of us in taxi, especially with that beast of a man, so we had to split up.

Myself and the German guy had probably the most slow and painful taxi ride I've ever taken, as the woman driving must have just started driving taxi, as she had no idea where she was going and had to look up the location of the club on her phone, and continuously have to keep looking down and checking where she was on at. On top of that, it was quite obvious that she had only recently begun driving manual transmission, so she would rev up the engine to about 4 or 5 rpm and sooooo slowly let off the clutch....on this went for a very long ride, plus she was driving about 40 km/h and getting honked at and passed by all other traffic, wow it was painful. Then a truck started backing up into a nearby parking spot, causing her to have to back up a bit, which resulted in her flipping the driver off and apologizing to us for the event. We finally arrived at the club, and she drove the wrong way down a one way, which resulted in another 6 minutes of very slow and painful turning around of the vehicle, creating more traffic chaos...oh what a woman. So we arrive at the club and of course can't see hte other guys anywhere, as they probably arrived at least 10 to 15 minutes sooner, assuming they had a driver who knew what they were doing. We entered inside and found another absolutely massive club, with an incredible DJ playing, and at least a thousand Portenos (Buenos Aires residents) partying hard...this all at nearly 3 am, as that's the time to go out. We found a quieter spot at the back of the club and grabbed a beer and enjoyed the show a bit, until we finally spotted the huge Welshman. It was a pretty funny site, as you could look out into this huge mass of people and pick him out right away, he was that big! We ended up hanging out with those guys for a little while, but they were working on some girls, so myself and the German just spent most of our night off on the sides, occasionally chatting with a girl or two, but I didn't meet anyone that seemed interested until nearly the end of the night. After a brief chat and some dancing, she wanted to exchange numbers, but since I don't have a phone, I wasn't able to do that. She asked for my FB or email instead, so that we could hang out, but what would start a common trend, after giving her my details I never heard back from her...damn Argentines!

Eventually it was well past 6 am, and we weren't really meeting anyone else, so we decided to call it a night and head back. After sleeping in a fair bit the next day, I ended up seeing the Welsh boys, who were heading out to change money, and I needed to do the same, so I tagged along, and we did the money change, although I got a better rate as I was willing to walk around a bit more. After our little foray to exchange, we stopped in a restaurant along Florida for a bite to eat, I suggested the guys wait on the steak, and that we go later on, but they were hungry enough to delve into steaks for lunch, as well as later on for dinner....unfortunately the meat quality was less than adequate, so I was glad I stuck with the over priced empanadas. After our mediocre lunch it was back to the hostel for awhile, where I was running out of gas pretty quickly, which resulted in a nice little 2 our siesta in the tv room. I awoke to find a sky window above me that I wasn't aware of, and the South African ladies pointing down and waving at me. I figured they would stick around a little bit and I could come hang out with them, so after a quick shower I came back up to find the whole place pretty much empty..bummer. Fortunately I found the Welsh boys, who were keen to head out for another crack at steak, and had been recommended Desnivel, but after my relatively poor meal there the previous week, I wanted to go check out the much closer Gran Parilla, and we were fortunate to get a table very quickly, with our group of 4, even though we had to sit outside. The staff recommended the Medallon de Lomo (a beef tenderloin), and we grabbed that along with a few sides and some red wine. And damn! That thing was completely massive, and sooooo tender, well worth the 92 pesos. After an amazing feast of beef, which I could only finish half of, we chatted up a few nearby girls, who spoke nearly no English, while the two Welsh boys spoke no Spanish, making for an entertaining conversation. Near the end of the dinner big huge Greg happened to spill half his glass of red wine all over me, and profusely apologized, which I found a bit funny because really what was a little fly like me going to do to a beast like that...but he was a pretty kind giant, one could easily tell.

After our amazing dinner, which resulted in leftovers for myself for the next day, it was back to the hostel, where we met up with quite a few people and hung out having a few drinks outside, where the South Africans had returned, and one of whom was getting absolutely smashed....which was to result in disaster later on of course. After several drinks, funny photos, and a lot of sitting around dwiddling our thumbs trying to figure out where the hell to actually go, it was getting to be really late, and people again started to drop out. We went to grab a few cabs which was the first sign of drunk trouble as Tracy, the one South African was running out into the street, trying to stop cabs and nearly getting run over several times. Well eventually I hopped in with her and one of the other South Africans and one of the Welshman, but Tracy was in the front seat, and immediately was causing trouble, playing with the radio repeatedly, and then for who knows what reason, she thought it would be funny to grab the steering wheel! So the driver immediately pulled over and kicked us all out..shit! Then, we hailed another taxi driver who took us along a very long and winding route, which ended up costing 120 pesos for what should have been only 50 pesos...at this point I started to light into the guy in Spanish, even though he had been kind early in the drive and spoke English...what a f**king prick....figured he could rip off tourists by taking a long route, and then act like it was normal....so after some passionate arguing, he dropped the price down to 70 pesos, which was still way too much, and was trying to say we were taking money out of his pocket...damn I dislike taxi drivers. So, upon arrival, Tracy took about 3 steps and whack, down on her head on the sidewalk, oh damn! So, it was back to the hostel for team South Africa, before we even picked a spot to go out.
  

back in Argentina...and more protesting!

The best steak in Buenos Aires...Medallon de Lomo at La Gran Parilla in San Telmo :)

hostel party nights


just a shy guy


myself and some lovely South Africans...great girls!


deep philosophical discussions over beers...always

Shortly after that, another guy from our group decided he wasn't feeling the night out and left, so now we were down to myself, Chris the Welshman, and two Americans who were apparently “just friends”. We couldn't settle on a place to go, and asked some local people who were going to take us to some party with them, but then they said they couldn't, as there were two guys in the group who were leery of us foreigners..lame. So we sat in front of a disco that seemed okay, and finally made the move to enter inside. Once inside, the two Americans just disappeared on the dance floor, and were getting pretty coozy with each other, so Chris and I wandered around chatting with random girls, having a laugh over his terrible Spanish. He had been approaching girls over the previous few days saying “Hola hablo ingles” thinking that it meant he was asking them if they spoke English, when it actually meant that he himself spoke English, which was often met with some strange looks...hilarious. There wasn't really any nice girls there, so after a few laps and one very terrible drink that we later found out was Vernet and Coke (seriously, we thought we were being drugged or something by that terrible concoction and after two sips, got rid of it). After wandering around the disco, and also stopping to laugh at some dude who was passed out against a pole, and somehow balancing himself, we decided to bail and go find some place else. We ended up finding some locals next door and chatted with them for quite awhile, and having some of their drinks, before finding one last pub to shut down the night, and head back....we had big plans but obviously the night kind of ended up being a bit of a dud, although it was pretty entertaining to be around Chris and watch him talk to women!

The next day I was up pretty late once again, with nothing too exciting other than heading out for lunch with Rico and Dario at the awesome steak house around the corner, but instead of getting another steak, I kept it a bit light with a salad that was once again exceptional...can't say anything bad about the food at the place, check it out for sure if ever visiting Buenos Aires. After our lunch, it was back to the hostel, with a few beers in hand, and a little pre party, while convincing people to come to the Buenos Aires Sunday hot spot, ClubOne.....they offered free entry and a shuttle for hostel guests before 12:30 am, so a fairly large lot of us made our way with the shuttle to the club. I had been told by my friend Tom that it was pretty wicked, but I was definitely not expecting what I soon found, as the place was absolutely huge and packed! We nearly immediately lost everyone, so it was just myself and the Welsh boys wandering around, grabbing some drinks and chatting with the locals. There were tons of gorgeous women there too, plus a pretty wicked light show and some scantily clad dancers, so the vibe was buzzing! We eventually found the rest of the group, and after trying to flirt unsuccessfully with the cute French-Vietnamese girl and having no luck, I ended up in the back of the club where I met some cute Argentine girl who spoke no English, so after practicing some Spanish with her, soon enough we were having ourselves a grand old makeout session, while her 3 guy friends looked on unimpressed. Eventually she had to leave because her guy friends wanted to, so after another exchange of contact information, I figured I might have found a new lady friend in B.A, however, once again, I didn't hear back from another woman....damn these Argentines are tough to crack! So after finding the rest of the group again, we partied until close.

At this point we were outside and wandering around, with a Danish girl from my room, and an English dude wanting to continue on partying, while the Welsh boys were ready to head back to the hostel, and I was torn, as I wasn't tired and ready to continue on to an after party. There were apparently two options, Kika nightclub or else Amerika nightclub, and since Amerika was a bit closer, that was what the three of us decided on. Hilariously enough, it ended up being a gay club, and unknown to me, the two I was going there with had been hooking up at the previous club, so within the first 5 minutes of entering the club, they were all over each other, making out on the dance floor....it was intense, it was like two 15 year olds who had never kissed before, going at it, never coming up for air. So after about 2 minutes of standing around awkwardly, I went on my way, wandering around the club, attempting to talk to any girls that appeared to be heterosexual and with gay guy friends, but that wasn't going so well, so I ended up just grabbing a drink and standing around, dancing by myself. Then some transvestite grabbed me and pulled me out onto the dance floor, so, in the interest of a hilarious life experience, I spent the next 15 minutes dancing with a tranny......hilarious times. Eventually once he/she realized I wasn't gay, it left me alone once again, so I just entertained myself for awhile, and was about to head out on my own back to the hostel, when the young lovers emerged from their intense make out session, and said they were ready to head out, so it was back into a cab, and back to the hostel.

Fortunately for me, the girl decided to not bring her new friend back to our room, as she was in the bunk bed above me, but she didn't emerge back into the room until around 8 am, just in time to pack her bags and check out. All this moving about, along with 2 other people in the room also checking out lead to another early wake up, and not much sleep for me once again. I managed to make it down for breakfast, and ended up mulling around for most of the day at the hostel, hanging out with Dario for a little while before he had to leave for Chile, and mostly just relaxing for the day. Once my new Chilean friend was gone, I made a few more new friends, including a Canadian girl from BC, who was pretty cool, and a hilarious Texan who is travelling around the World to promote his non profit organization that encourages travelling for inner city children. The guy was an absolutely hilarious black man, with a great laugh and a dirty sense of humour. Here's a link to his website, it's pretty interesting.



lunch at La Gran Parilla...my new favourite restaurant of Buenos Aires

craziest Sunday party yet.....ClubOne Buenos Aires!

Eventually several of us decided to head out for a bite to eat together, and I had remembered an Indian restaurant a few streets down, so I figured that would be a good idea, as I heard good reviews of the place from other travellers. I thought I knew where I was going, and lead the group towards the restaurant, unfortunately I took a wrong turn on the one street, and ended up going a bit too far before realizing my mistake and asking some locals if they knew of an Indian restaurant nearby. There apparently was another nearby one, but when we couldn't find it, we quickly changed direction and managed to find the place eventually. The beer there was pretty terrible, but the food was most excellent, full of spice and flavour, very nice! I asked for the spiciest dish they could make, and although it wasn't quite Sri Lankan or Thai spicy, it had enough kick to make me sweat a little bit at least! After our dinner, it was back to the hostel, where Erick, the Texan, and Bruno, a South African, wanted to go out on the town for the night, and started having several drinks downstairs, but I was pretty wiped out from the previous night's parties, and decided to have a quiet night in. We tried to put on a movie, but it was in Spanish and not enough people spoke Spanish to watch that, and the English movies were all in English, so that was a no go. After flirting for a bit in French in front of everyone I decided to just call it a night, and was surprised to see my entire dorm room was empty. I figured it might be worth a shot, so I sent out an invite to the French girl on FB to come join, but she didn't so I just crashed. I awoke around 9 am, surprised to see that she had just read the message in the morning and in fact decided to come check out the room...what a nice surprise!

So thus began a lovely new travel relationship. The first morning was quite a bit awkward, as I figured I had the room to myself for quite some time, so just as we were starting to get a little intimate, some guy randomly showed up, being allowed to check in way earlier than normally allowed since the room was empty..damnit! So after he threw his bags in, he left, so we figured we would be okay, but locked the door this time, and again, just as we were becoming more intimate, he was back, knocking at the door...ahh such is the life of the dorm room! So he hopped in the shower without actually seeing who my guest was, and she decided to head back to her room, but the closing of the door must have lead him to believe he was all alone in the room and shower, and at this point, I began to hear some rather strange noises coming from the shower, my cue to leave! So after grabbing some breakfast, I went out for a quick wander with Rico the German, and my French lady friend, as they were both now feeling a bit under the weather, thinking they had both caught the flu that Dario had....damn Dario! In honour of him and his never ending spreading of illness, we captured a classic photo in the pharmacy to remind him of our sickness he had spread upon us. After our trip to the pharmacy, which is actually quite famous, as it's very old and classically decorated, we continued on towards Plaza de Mayo, one of my favourite spots of B.A, to check out the beautiful architecture once more, and then making our way back to the hostel.
  

wandering around San Telmo

One of the oldest pharmacies in Buenos Aires

Recipients of the "Dario Flu"...damn you Dario!


Plaza de Mayo


background creepin!

I couldn't seem to find my headphones that I had misplaced the previous night, so I checked the lost and found and could only find one fluffy scarf, so I decided to go ahead and put that on, and combined that with some hilarious rainbow reindeer boots that had been left in my room to put together a very lovely outfit. After enjoying some Yerba Mate and chatting with the staff for awhile, plus catching up on a few things, I ended up meeting a Frenchman from Basque who was a pretty cool guy, and we decided to head out for a bite to eat and some beers, before going to a Tango show. Before heading out we ended up meeting a German guy named Tobias, who had just arrived in B.A for a few days, and invited him along as well. After stopping at a nearby market for a little wander around, we made our way over to Plaza Dorrego, where there's a bunch of small pubs and restaurants, grabbing a beer and overlooking the square, before heading off to a Basque pub, where Peo, the Frenchman, wanted to go and see if they had some Basque food and music, but the place ended up being kind of a dud, with no music, and an expensive menu, plus the place was dead. Being from Basque, he wasn't terribly impressed, so we headed back towards the hostel, and grabbed some food and happy hour drinks at the nearby Red Door pub. After spending a fair bit of time there, he wanted to go meet up with a Brazilian girl from the hostel, so we started walking towards where she told him to meet him, but soon realized that there was no way we could walk all the way there. It was entertaining to pass by some of the night construction projects, where the workers were unsupervised and texting away on their phones...gotta love the Latin work style!
  

amazing new boots I found in my room...coloured deer..awesome..too bad they were a bit too small

amphibious vehicle that Moses could ride down the Nile and then through the streets with

We eventually made our way over to the Tango bar, and had a hard time finding a spot to sit, but managed to steal some chairs from what was probably people who were out dancing. Peo was pretty focused dancing with the Brazilian girl most of the night, while myself and Tobias enjoyed sitting around making fun of people most of the night, including one small and bald old man, who had the instructor come over and remove the price tag from what must have been his new belt he just bought for the event, that also came with some funny key chain clip....we had a great laugh at his expense, trying to dance with all the young and pretty women in the place, with no success. After several hours of beers, and funny commentary, plus having some random funny events such as some curly haired Argentine guy come up to us to film a video where we had to swear at Lionel Messi and tell him to score a goal in the upcoming match against Colombia....interesting character. After sometime, the place was shutting down, so we all hopped in a taxi and made our way back, with the sneaky Frenchman disappearing with the Brazilian girl for the night.

The next day I hadn't booked another night, so I was moved out and decided to grab a private room for a night in case something happened with the Frenchgirl as we had been a lot flirty. I couldn't find her anywhere during the day, so I ended up heading off with a Canadian girl, and two American girls down to La Boca area, to have a coffee and chill out for a few hours. After battling to find some coins to pay for bus fare, since B.A seems to be the only place where you can't pay for buses with notes, we arrived in La Boca, and found a cafe where the Canadian girl claimed they had “like 80,000 different types of coffee” (reminds me of a funny Dane Cook skit about women and exaggerating), we settled in there, and did some people watching, while I counted the list and found about 12 different types. After our coffee, we wandered around a bit more and grabbed a bite to eat at a restaurant that offered a live tango show. Of course the guys outside trying to get us in told me there was no cover charge when we entered, and of course when we received the bill, there was a cover charge, but I was able to fight that charge off and explain the situation. After a few cheeky photos with the tango dancers, myself and the Canadian decided to head back to the hostel, while the Americans hung around La Boca for a bit longer.
  

La Boca graffiti

Tango graffiti

live Tango show

Strong legs on that one



After arriving back, I spent some time chilling out and waited for Linh, the French girl to get back from Palermo and go for dinner. Once she arrived, with 3 others in tow, we made our way back over to La Gran Parilla again, where we were lucky to get a table without having to wait. We ended up with a very charming and kind older man from the Dominican Republic, who went out of his way to provide exceptional service to us, which unfortunately was lost on the English girls who came along. After the amazing dinner the bill came out, and none of them left any sort of tip for his service, so I was stuck paying tips for 3, as they quickly ran out before he would come and grab the bill to check that it was all paid. I felt bad for the guy, and handed him a bit more on my way out and he was quite thankful and mentioned he could tell that I was from Canada, based on my kindness with appreciating his service. After the dinner wrapped up, there was no sight of anyone other than Linh who waited around for me, and we made our way back to the hostel. After this point, I became somewhat disenchanted with one of the English girls as she turned into a bit of a snob I felt, which is pretty rare for English people, but oh well such is life. After the big dinner I hung out with Peo, Tobias, and Linh for a little bit before making my way to bed, and was happy to be joined by her for the night.

Unfortunately, the next morning housekeeping showed up earlier than I expected, and I was again stuck scrambling to pack my bags and get out of yet another room. After moving my belongings into yet another new room, I caught up with Javier, a Colombian guy, and Tobias downstairs, and we went for a wander to go change some money, which is always an adventure. Unfortunately the market has been flooded recently by more and more American dollars, so the rate had dropped down to 8.5, but still decently higher than the 4.5 to 5 official rate. After changing my last 200 USD, the boys were heading off to Rosario for a few days, as there was no space in the hostel the next day, and there was a huge Colombia vs Argentina World Cup qualifying match coming up the next day. The Colombian said there were lots of Colombians in Rosario, and that it would be a pretty fun time there, so I figured I might just end up heading there for the weekend, since I was going to be out of space in the hostel again. After heading out to meet up with Linh and one of the English girls, who was again kind of aloof and snobby, Linh and I went down to Plaza Dorrego to try and grab a bite at the place I had been previously with the two guys, but it was closed. We found some other place that I initially thought was the same place but the downstairs level, however, it was different and a bit too pricy, so after a coffee we were on our way back towards the hostel, as she had made plans to meet up with another friend and was running late. After a quick stop at an amazing vegetarian restaurante called Abuela Pan, we went back to the hostel, and Linh went off with her friends, while I found some time on the hostel couch, falling asleep.

Waking up an hour and a bit later, I found I was surrounded by several Irish people and a Brit and American who were having beers, and upon my waking, they quickly offered me a beer...and so it goes. The American and Brit were having some interesting times, as they had decided to ship their motorcycles down from Boston, where they had just finished studying at Harvard, but the bikes hadn't arrived on time, and they were still waiting for them to show up, so that they could start their adventure driving from Argentina up to Texas. They eventually left, but I was left with an Irish couple, two Irish girls, and the Irish guy from my previous room (and loud shower guy), and we decided to head over to the Red Door pub across the street for a late bite to eat and some beers. It ended up being a pretty fun night, and kind of went out of control with all the beers. I was surprised to find the pub actually had an ice hockey game playing on one of the small tvs, as they were streaming that through the internet there, while the big screen was occupied by the NBA finals, which nearly nobody was paying attention to other than an American guy from our hostel, who was a pretty cool guy. We spent several hours having beers, getting quite drunk as Irish people do (with me along for the ride), and having a pretty fun time. Just before leaving I met two really hot Argentine women, one of which could speak pretty good English, and since I was planning on coming back for the Sunday night club session at ClubOne I told her and her friend that we should meet up, but again since I didn't have a phone, we couldn't really exchange info, other than her giving me her facebook, which I ended up finding, but it was more of a fan page as she was a model, so I couldn't even message her to try and meet up later on, shit. We made our way back to the hostel around 3 am, and after hanging out with Linh for another hour or so, I finally crawled into bed, and of course was woken up by housekeeping the next morning, feeling pretty rough and being punted from a room yet again.

I was just too tired and groggy to do anything, so I made my way down to sleep on the couch downstairs, and hilariously found one of the Irish guys from the previous night doing the same. After crashing there for awhile, I finally got my ass in gear and was trying to get out of B.A, but not without wandering around a bit, grabbing some empanadas and hanging out with Linh a bit and having some fun with the huge group of Colombians that were staying at the hostel and heading to the game later that evening. I popped into a few of their pictures, wearing the Argentine jersey to poke some fun at them, but they were all pretty friendly and fun, as Colombians are. After packing a small bag for the two days or so in Rosario, I was out the door and off to the subway, hoping to catch a bus and arrive in Rosario in time to watch the futbol game that night in a bar with Javier, Tobias, and what I imagined would be a bunch of Colombians. After wandering around Retiro a bit, I found a bus that left in the next 10 minutes after arriving, so I grabbed a ticket, and hopped on board. I spent most of the ride sleeping or reading, but for the last hour or so, after the man behind me jostled me, trying to get out of his seat and speaking in Spanish that I didn't quite understand, I soon had 2 nearby people curious about me when they heard me speaking English. The first guy was a bit of an interesting character, with a lazy eye, and interested if I was from America, as he was born there but was studying in Rosario at the time, so we chatted for quite awhile in English. Meanwhile, the elderly lady beside me spoke only Spanish, but was quite friendly and curious about my adventures, and was more than happy to tell me about her family and show pictures of her loved ones, and such. In the end, she even gave me her phone number to go for a coffee or something if I was going to be spending an extended period of time. I joked around later that she gave me her phone number as she was interested in me, which the boys had a good laugh about, saying that I was chasing after the grannies.
  

"Moosycling"

Upon arrival, I was already running quite late to watch the game, having missed the entire first half already. I caught a cab and arrived at the hostel, and found the staff didn't really speak any English, so I checked in, and they said that Tobias and Javier had went out, but had left me a message to meet them at a nearby bar. So, I grabbed a map and was on my way to meet them, expecting a big Colombian party, and arrived in a restaurant that wasn't very full, and found that Javier was there with a Colombian girl, and that Tobias was there with an Argentine girl, and there was one other non attractive girl at their table. None of the girls spoke any English, and Javier and Tobias were both all over their girls, so I spent the next 2 hours basically sitting there, having some beer and watching them making out...ughhh, so much for the party. I would soon find out that Javier had actually came to see this girl for an entire month, and that he was “dating” her, at least in her eyes, while he had another g/f back home. To make things worse, he would ask Tobias to leave the dorm room that we were in, so that he could have sex with the girl, and then afterwards, she would leave the room and he would be on skype with his girl back home, telling her he was in Cordoba, as she knew that his ex g/f lived in Rosario, and would kill him if she found out he was there....ahhh what a crazy mess. On top of that, he later posted a photo with a caption describing how he was seeing Cordoba, but then the Facebook location locator clearly stated it was in Rosario...hahaha what a mess! So after the makeout session/awkward 5th wheel for awhile, we were back to the hostel for a bit, where Javier and his girl wanted the dorm room, so there wasn't much else to do, as the hostel was kind of a dump, especially after coming from Hostel America del Sur, so we decided to head out to grab a late bite to eat and a beer.

The girl that Tobias was with, was a cute but very young 18 year old, who was kind enough, but also very very innocent. After having one beer at the hostel (they only had one cup, one shower, one type of beer, one of everything basically, which is how we developed this ongoing theme of Rosario being a city of one of everything and nothing more), we found a small bar close by that served pizza. We inquired what size and what flavours of pizza they had, and of course, there was only one type of pizza and one size, and also the place only served one type of beer! The place was so tiny and was called the 7th Form of Art (which I started to make fun of, saying if it they hadn't added that 7th form of art, they would have been able to at least add one other type of beer to their menu, and various other terrible jokes. Then a band started to set up, and it appeared that they would have a drum set with only one snare and one cymbal, and of course only one guitar was plugged in as well...the city of ones. Eventually they did somehow manage to squeeze in a full drum set, a keyboard, several guitars and somehow put together a 6 man band....they were actually pretty good, although of course all the music was in Spanish so I didn't understand much of it. The pizza was decent, the beer tasty, and at least several friends of the girl joined us so that I wasn't stuck being a 3rd wheel the whole time. The one girl seemed fairly flirty with me, but the conversations in Spanish were limited. We stuck around until well after 2:30 am, before making our way back to the hostel for the night. I figured Tobias would try to go with the girl somewhere, but turns out she was very very innocent and had never been with a man, so that was out of the question. We hung out having one last beer with a few of the staff members before calling it a night.

The next day we killed a fair bit of time before heading for lunch to a nearby 50s style diner called C. Berry. It had some classic 50s music playing, along with your typical diner food....we enjoyed some delicious hamburgers and of course milkshakes there. It was funny when we were again asked by the girl working there what we were doing in Rosario, since it seems that no foreigners apparently go to Rosario to visit. I replied that we were there looking for girlfriends, and she said that she had several single lady friends we could meet...ah those Argentines so friendly! After our delicious dinner and some funny pictures to imitate the menu, we were on our way to check out the Casa Natale de Che (the house where Che Guevara was born). After the short bus ride there, we arrived and it was.....well...pretty simple and really not much to see. You can't even enter the place, and apparently the current tenants are quite bothered as many people buzz their door asking if they can enter inside! After our quick stop there, we went to catch another bus and while Tobias and I were waiting, a blind lady was there and asked if we could help her catch her bus, so we did that. While she was standing there talking to us, she asked where we were from and when Tobias told her Germany, she said she had been in Frankfurt once and how it was a beautiful city. Of course, we kind of shared a funny look, as it was a bit of an ironic statement, but perhaps she had been able to see once before when she went there, who knows. Frankfurt is actually not that nice at all, and extremely boring, at least I found when I visited several years ago. We caught our bus back to the hostel, and then grabbed Tobias's sort of g/f and went for a walk to the nearby Independence Park, where they had such exciting things as: a flower garden that showed the current date (several of us in different order inquired what the significance of Junio 8 was, and were simply told that it was the current day and that the city changed the date of the flowers every day), a lake where you can rent paddle boats and paddle around, a large fountain, that later on had a light and music show, similar to a really small version of the Bellagio in Las Vegas....and mini ponies and llamas for the children to ride!

After a quick walk around the lake or pond thing, we settled down on a blanket and has some yerba mate, relaxing and I just around listening to the Spanish and continued being a 5th wheel again...fun times! They were all pretty nice though. After a few hours there, we made our way back to the hostel, with me arriving a bit earlier than the others and trying to take a little nap. Everyone else went and picked up some chorizos to make some churipan (a sort of Argentine hot dog), as well as some Vernet and Coke (eww), and a few beers. When the Colombians arrived they saw that there was another guy in the room, and they actually were upset that someone would dare be in the room when they wanted to have sex...ahhhh strange cats. I left the room to hang out in the patio area, and I guess they didn't care that buddy was in there sleeping, they just went about their business again! We spent the next few hours hanging out in the hostel, eating, drinking, and bs'ing until the Colombians went to bed, and the Argentine girl decided she wouldn't come out late with us to check out the town, so she left and Tobias and I went out with a few of the guys who were staying at the hostel, to check out a disco. We went and hailed a cab and arrived at the place around 2:30 am. The place was way smaller than the typical Buenos Aires places we were going to, but Rosario is also a quieter city apparently. We arrived there and grabbed a few beers and tried to meet some local girls, but it was a bit trickier than Buenos Aires, at least for me, with the language barrier, but we managed to meet a few. While we were outside smoking, we started talking to some guy and he said that the girls there would love us because we were foreigners, but I told him that doesn't really work, and then sure enough, I met probably the most gorgeous woman in the city, near the door, who heard me speaking English and she immediately started up a conversation. We got along great, but being this creature of beauty, she was surrounded by a group of about 7 guys, all of whom kept staring at me, like I wasn't allowed to be talking to her...it was a bit uncomfortable at times, and she assured me they were just “friends” and that they were looking out for her....ah the queen bee....we had a nice chat for quite awhile, and if I wasn't leaving the next day for Buenos Aires, she said she would have been interesting in hanging out more...damnit! So she had to leave, as it was getting late, so I said a sad goodbye and went back inside the find the rest of the guys.

I couldn't find them so I just hung out by myself for awhile, and met two other pretty cool girls, who had all this flashing jewellery, and were pretty fun to dance with and chat with, but then of course once one guy meets two girls, the wolves come in, and several other guys were soon surrounding them trying to talk to them as well....ah well. Eventually the other guys came back, and we hung out with the girls, but weren't getting anywhere with them, although one funny moment did occur, as we were taking a photo with the girls, and probably 3 seconds after the photo, a fight broke out behind us, and a guy was shoved into my back, nearly knocking me and one of the girls over, and then the fight continued on, with the one combatant being very bloodied up....we checked the photo later on to see if we could actually see the fighters behind us, and we could actually see them yelling at each other, but not a photo of the first punch. Soon enough, the disco was shutting down as it was 5:30 am, so we gathered our coats and were out the door, and decided to walk all the way back to the hostel. We arrived and I just went straight to bed, but the guys continued on until about 9 or 10 am, as they had a pretty wild schedule, basically party until 10 or 11 am every day, and then sleep until 6 pm or so every night and do it all again!
  

awesome Argentine Parilla in Rosario

Hostel California...such a lovely place...noooooot

El Esta Blo? que significa "blo"...no one liked my poor Spanish joke

Perverted cartoon?

Tobias and I...acting like the menu characters

Chuck Berry Burger and a Milkshake at a 50's diner..hell yeah

Birthplace of Che Guevara...comrade!

wild streets of Rosario

classy looking hostel

Montreal smoked meat!

being a 5th wheel in Rosario..fun times

highlights of Rosario...a fountain


and mini ponies of course!

Rosario at night

http://whenyouliveinargentina.tumblr.com/

ughhh Vernet evil drink

Argentines love to claim everything is theirs...apparently I'm now Argentine too

a small cup of coffee needs 2 large packs of sugar apparently

Tobias and I were woken up and punted out of yet another hostel room the next morning, so after gathering our things, and hanging out a bit longer with the Colombians and the Argentine girl, we said adios, and made our way to the bus station, where we had some time to kill, grabbed a coffee, and then were on our way back to B.A again. We were returned back, grabbed some cheap and greasy empanadas from the train station, and arrived at the hostel to find it considerably quiet, and looking pretty dead for the party night at ClubOne that I had told Tobias so much about. We sat around, having some beers, and shooting the shit until it was time to go to the club, and at the last minute Linh showed up and said she was coming as well. So we were in the van and on our way, only three, which was a bit surprising considering the previous week we had about 9 of us going from the hostel, but we soon picked up a boat load of drunk Brazilians from another hostel, who were definitely keen for some action, based on the hungry eyes the girls had several times when I was near them in the nightclub! We entered inside and it was even more busy than the previous week, if that was possible....what a legendary nightclub, especially for a Sunday night.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzlu2GJSsrE&feature=c4-overview&list=UUBNXsiU27cHBjcuOevuHIpQ This time was a bit different though, as I was with Linh now, so I couldn't really go talk to other women, but it was okay. We ran into Erick, the crazy Texan, who was drunk and loving the sights of the Argentine women, everywhere. It was pretty entertaining to watch him in action, hooting and hollering at times, which didn't seem to go so well with the girls of the club, although later on he did apparently meet a nice woman there and spend the night with her. Meanwhile, it was a bit strange as Tobias, even though he knew I was with Linh, kept dancing with her and tried to kiss her several times in front of me...Germans and their aggressiveness! Fortunately, she wasn't having any of it, and would fend him off and just come back to me, so I knew all was good. We spent the next hour and a half partying there (with local Argentines continuously pestering me for a sip of my beer which was seriously annoying so I would tell them to get lost in English but they couldn't communicate with me), but being in the club this time was kind of a different vibe since I already had a girl, and Tobias wasn't trying for any others, just trying for her, so it was time to get out of there. We walked back to the hostel, which was kind of weird as Tobias would keep grabbing her hands and she would oblige for a bit then let go and grab mine...some sort of weird game....eventually we got back, I fell asleep on the couch, she left Tobias to go to sleep and hung out with me until the early morning when we finally retreated back to our separate beds for the night.


one of many trashed cars left in the streets in Argentina....apparently tow trucks don't exist

a nice European breakfast with Tobias

how many Argentines does it take to cut down a branch? 8...7 to watch..1 to work

San Telmo street art

The next morning cleaning staff once again woke me up, and since I hadn't booked a 2nd night, punted me out of yet another room, but I wasn't the only slow riser, as Tobias also was late to wake and was punted. We made our way downstairs, and found that there were no dorm rooms available for that night, which was fine for Tobias, as he was leaving that evening, but I had to figure out what to do. Eventually I settled on a private room for one last night, and decided to head down to Puerto Madryn with the two French girls the next day, as per usual, a last minute decision. After sorting out the room, I just hung out most of the day with Tobias, heading out for some San Telmo breakfast and coffee, watching as one worker was cutting some branches while being “supervised” by about 7 more....Argentine efficiency! After our coffee, and some leather jacket repairs for Tobias, we went for a wander toward the city centre for me to get some money, and for Tobias to change some money, but the rates weren't all that great, as they were now down to 8.2 pesos per dollar. After the money change, and finding a Citibank, where I hoped to be able to withdraw some American dollars. We arrived there, and of course it was closed for some cleaning, and the cleaner told me it would be about 15 more minutes, so we waited, and began making endless jokes, as there was a sign above saying it was 24 hr banking, yet we had to wait for about 25 minutes before they opened up the atm room....we couldn't figure out what the hell was going on, as the room was cleaned, and the cleaners were just sitting inside the actual bank, chatting away and doing nothing...oooh Argentine efficiency again! Once they finally opened the door I was unable to take out any American dollars, as that feature had been banned apparently, damn. We then happened to spot a very lost Nicole, one of the South African girls, who was having a hell of time at her new job, teaching English, as none of her students spoke any English, and she spoke no Spanish, plus they were at least an hour and a half late all the time... After a quick chat with her we were back towards the hostel, with a stop at the Pan Abuela vegetarian restaurant, for an early dinner. While seated there, a guy who had left for Foz do Iguacu 2 weeks earlier came into the restaurant, and remembered me, saying “oh you're STILL here?”, which was funny, as there had been 2 other people in the hostel earlier in the day who had been there several weeks earlier and had returned from various adventures, and mentioned the exact same thing. After our dinner, Tobias was off, back to Brazil, while I just spent a few hours hanging around chilling, waiting for Linh to get back from being out entertaining some of her other friends, then called it an early night.

Waking up late the next day, and once again being kicked out of yet another room by housecleaning, we got our stuff ready to take the big trip that afternoon to Puerto Madryn. We had drawn straws the previous day for spots, as there were two executive style seats and one normal passenger seat, and unfortunately I ended up with one of the more expensive ones, so I had to fork out the $175 or so. After lounging around for a bit, I decided to head down and buy some headphones, since mine had again disappeared yet again, plus try a Big Mac meal before I left. It was kind of an entertaining experience, as it was almost a secretive thing to do. It wasn't listed anywhere on the menu, and when I ordered it, the girl spoke to me in a low voice, like it was an illegal thing to be ordering....the receipt even came up as “special offer”. Then my battle with the ketchup sacks that were impossible to open began, resulting in me giving up after about 10 minutes of intense battling, apparently you need a knife to open them...wtf! I made my way back to the hostel, and I assumed we would take the metro to the station, as traffic would be heavy and a taxi would probably take longer, but the girls wanted to take the taxi instead, so we hopped in one of those, and of course he was stuck in traffic and they were starting to freak out that we would be missing our bus departure time, even though we arrived at the station 15 minutes before departure. Then the intense scramble to the bus departure spots began, with there being no postings showing our bus and what platform it was leaving from, leading to more panic for the girls, and I just told them to chill out, but it was a pretty difficult time. I remembered having seen a Dutch girl the previous week at the bus station, waiting for her bus to Puerto Madryn that had been over an hour and a half late, so I had no worries, but the girls were a bit different, even though I explained to not worry. Eventually the bus did of course show up, about 25 minutes late, and we were on our way.  


Has anyone seen Maipu?

Soya milanesas..mmm

Subsidize? I said Supersize!

I must admit, the bus was pretty incredible, with huge comfortable leather seats, first class service, wine, food, all the spoils of a very fancy ride. People say that riding buses in Argentine is the best bus experience anywhere in the world, and I'd tend to agree. They travel a safe speed, they're comfortable, and they have some pretty great amenities. There were a few stops along the way, as the police would stop the bus and take several bags off and have the drug dogs sniff them, and one guy even was busted, delaying our bus a fair while...not too sure if he did in fact have anything in there or not, as I didn't recognize him or see him boarding or disembarking the bus again. After a long 20 some hours of bus riding, we arrived in Puerto Madryn, and began the walk from the station towards a hostel that an English friend of Linh had recommended. Well we began walking, and apparently women aren't the best navigators, as we passed right in front of the place, and I stopped them and mentioned that I think that's the hostel, but they were certain it was a few more blocks up, and sure enough, several blocks later, they looked at the actual address, and realized that of course the one I pointed out was the correct one, so it was back to the place, and I began immediately making jokes how the French never trust English speakers, blah blah....well we arrived at this hostel that the infamous Charlotte had recommended (I still wasn't a big fan of her, yet Linh would always talk about her), and we found that the door was locked and that no one answered the door after 20 minutes of knocking and ringing....damn Charlotte! So we wandered down a bit further and found an internet/phone centre where the girls could use their French guidebook called “Le Retourd” to find another hostel. I began calling this book “Le Retard” as they've become so dependent on the book for everything, but I think the joke was lost on them.
  

riding in style...executive style complete with fully reclining bed....wine...food..nice

We found the hostel recommended in there to be open, so we went there and grabbed a room. Of course over the next few days, pretty much nothing but French travellers showed up, so it was French only over the next few days. The day was pretty late, windy, and cold, so we didn't get up to a whole lot, other than a quick supermarket run, and hanging out until a bit later in the evening when we went down to The Lizard cafe that offered half price pizzas that night. Of course we were in there eating upstairs, when Felicia thought she spotted Charlotte, who hadn't been responding to any of Lin-Linh's messages, go into the toilet. Sure enough she emerged, and when wes spotted her, she made the awkward walk over to say hello and the excuses began for why she hadn't responded..suuuure. So after her and Lin-Linh went for a chat with some other people, while Felicia and I finished off our pizzas and chatted. We made our way back to the hostel, and called it an early night. We were up the next morning to check the hostel's weather predictor program, to see what the wind was going to be like for the day, as heavy winds meant that the boats wouldn't be going out to see whales, and that day there were high winds, so we had to find an alternate plan. There were a French couple who were looking at possibly renting a car, and with the 3 of us, there was enough, to fill it up. Well, thus began the latest random adventure in the life of Reilly T. Cowan. Only 3 of our group had an international driver's licence, two of them being the girls, so of course I made the usual joke about poor driving skills. Well, we started off relatively well, although we were given this relatively small Chevrolet sedan, we made our way off towards a nearby beach, where we could see Whales swim right up to the shore! On our way there, driving very slowly on the gravel road, as the Frenchies likely had never driven on a gravel road before, we were passed by several vehicles, with varying looks on the other driver's faces. We arrived at the one beach, and saw 3 Whales playing around right near the beach, wow. After an hour and a bit of freezing cold wind, but rather lovely sights of whales, we made our way back to town, as we were going to drive south of town to an area where we might be able to see Seals. The car rental agency told us it would be fine to drive on the roads south of the city, as did the hostel workers, but of course that information proved to be terribly wrong. But first, we arrived back in the city, and Felicia, the one French girl who was driving, started driving down the wrong way of a large one way street, and I was the only one noticing this, telling her she was going the wrong way, unfortunately I was saying it in English, and no one other than Lin-Linh really understood me, but she wasn't paying attention as everyone was chatting away in French, so then finally a vehicle was approaching us, flashing its lights, and finally the whole car realized and slightly panicked, so we swerved off to the right and everyone in the car was slightly hysterical in French....so after that interesting event, we turned around, and found a proper one way street, and not 6 minutes later, we were about to turn a corner, and a guy trying to park his car in a non parking spot on the corner backed into us, as Felicia didn't know how to put the car in reverse, nor did the car have a horn!
  

View of the coast from Puerto Madryn

whales only 30 m away or less from the shore




3 Whales enjoying themselves



So now we're stuck in town, while the police officer comes over, and the discussion begins as to who's at fault and such. This takes about 35 minutes, so all I can do is sit and listen and laugh, while people in the city are stopping and looking on. The guy who backed into us was at fault, as he was backing into a spot that was illegal, but because we were a car of foreigners, he was trying to pin the fault on us, meanwhile the French are mad, as they found out that it's no fault insurance in Argentina, as opposed to Tort law in France...ah what a mess...so after that gets all settled, we continue our drive and get out into some more gravel roads...well this goes on for awhile, and I nod off to sleep for a bit, and am woken up, being told we are stuck, and I look outside and see the tiniest little muddy puddle and this would only foreshadow our upcoming pain. So we hop outside and easily push the vehicle out, and continue on...well about 15 minutes further down the road, we see a very large puddle and I immediately think there's no way this shitty little car will make it through that, but we take a run at it...and sure enough..bam, we're stuck. So, we unsuccessfully try to push little shitty car all the way out of the mud, and make it about halfway, meanwhile, the tires are spinning and kicking up mud everywhere, including inside the two front doors, covering the panels and seats...oh dear...I'm also the only one without any real proper footwear for pushing in mud, so I'm without shoes or socks, in the freezing cold water, pushing away....well we finally gave up on the pushing, and could only sit there and ponder what to do next.

Fortunately, we were only about 500 m away from a farm, so Felicia went for a walk there to see if we could find any help, and several Gauchos (Cowboys) came out and took a peek at our situation. They brought out a 3/4 ton truck, and some tow rope, and tied onto us, and figured it would be a good idea to pull us up and over the bank, onto the nearby dry field....looking at this whole arrangement, I figured there was no way that the front bumper was going to survive being pulled up the embankment, but surprisingly enough, the bumper did survive intact. Now all that was left was to follow this large truck, through this field with little shrubs that were high than the underpanel of the car, so thus began a hilarious 10 minute drive, smashing over these shrubs, hearing the underbody being scratched to shit....well we somehow made it out, and decided it was best to just head back to town, as it was already getting late. We make it back into town, and the car is an absolute mess, so we find a car wash, spend the next 45 minutes cleaning the car inside and out to the best of our ability, and return back to the hostel for the night. The lady came to get the car the next morning, we described our day, and she took the car in to a mechanic to have it checked over, and surprisingly enough, the damage tally was only about 500 pesos or $100...shocking....so we paid our bill and were fortunate that it didn't cost us a lot more.
  
big discussion after the accident

muddy roads that the little front wheel drive car couldn't handle

and we're stuck!

the aftermath of where we were pulled from

Gauchos having a laugh...that car got banged up!


a field with large shrubs...why not drive through it

and here we go...the 3/4 ton had no problem driving through the field...the undercarriage of our car didn't sound like it was handling the drive so well



The next morning we were up early, as we had booked into taking a boat tour to see the Whales really up close, so we were on our way to the bus station for a 9 am bus ride. This was another rather expensive day for me, as Patagonia prices are pretty steep for tourist things, much like European prices really. We had to pay for the bus ride there, which wasn't terrible at $16, but then we had to pay park entrance which was another $30, and then when we arrived in the tiny village, we had to pay another $80 for the relatively short 1.5 hour boat ride..ughh....but when in Rome I guess. The village itself was quite cute, called Puerto Piramides, but being low season, it was pretty quiet and dead, although it would be a nice spot to spend some time relaxing and enjoying the view of the Ocean. We waited around for a little while, before the boat was ready to go, so we grabbed our life jackets, and were onboard, making our 1.5-2 hour ride around the area. It was pretty cold on the boat, especially with the winds cutting through my clothing, but I managed to stay somewhat warm. We made our first approach to one whale, but that didn't last too long, until we found another group of 3, for sure one male and one female, and then one other sex unknown. Earlier I had read about these whales having the largest testicles in the Animal Kingdom, at over 500 kgs each!! No wonder why the Ocean is so salty ha ha. We happened to be in luck sort of, as it was actually a pair trying to mate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwLiXjvQE3s), and the boat crew explained in Spanish the whole ritual, and how the male is much smaller, but that its member is about 3 m long and it just keeps poking it around on the female until it eventually reaches its goal! After watching them frollick around for awhile, and getting some pretty cool up close photos, there was a sudden mist from the ocean that was fairly salty...who knows what that was, hopefully it was just the mist from the whales breathing out of their blowhole! We cruised around a bit more, took more photos, and could see a few whales off in the distance jumping out of the water, and we inquired why they jump...of course I came up with the smart ass comment that it was simply one of the male whales, celebrating having just had sex, but the crew was quick to deny that!


off to catch our whale boat

Alan from the Hangover joined us

Whales using their blowholes...I hope...500 kg testicles after all...eeee

thrashing about

those birds actually pick at the skin of the whales and can cause infections and death


hello there!


kind of gnarly looking faces from the Sea Lice colonies that live on their skin




one last wave goodbye



So after a nice but expensive boat ride, we were back in Puerto Piramides, and had several hours to kill before the bus to take us back to Puerto Madryn arrived, so we just spent that time in the coffeeshop, having some Milanesas (which weren't that great), and coffee. After a few hours of sitting around chatting, and playing French hangman, it was time to catch the bus, which surprisingly left on time (very very rare for South America!). I snoozed most of the ride back, and we arrived in town, grabbed some groceries, and had another relatively quiet night in. The French couple were off hitch hiking the next day so they left early, and I just wandered around for awhile, looking for some warmer clothing for the temperatures to be encountered further south. After an hour and a bit of wandering around, looking at things, I picked up a sweater, and made it back to the hostel to have a quick bite to eat before heading over to the bus station. The girls were in such a rush to arrive there that they left 30 minutes before our bus was to leave, even though it was a 10 minute walk, so taking my time and not worrying, I arrived about 10 minutes before departure, and of course the bus was over an hour and a half late. So we sat around, chatting with a few blind guys who were an interesting group, firm believers in God and all that, which I often find ironic, considering these people have had an important thing taken from them, it doesn't seem like a higher power would do that to harmless and innocent people, but I digress from that point. The one took quite a liking to Linh, and I had to laugh as he kept putting out his hand, trying to touch her, and continue to ask her how to say things in French, and what not....So, our bus finally showed up, and we were aboard and on our way. It was another very long bus ride, and unfortunately the company was a bit cheaper and not nearly as nice as the previous company we had travelled with. The meals were kind of bland and there wasn't really anything too special about the bus, although I did manage to sleep a fair bit, as well as read a bit and even grab a few extra bottles of wine from the bus, which was shared with Felicia while having a wait in one of the bus stations while our bus was being cleaned. Hilariously enough, an employee in the bus station ended up coming over and speaking to her, saying that he recognized the wine bottle and make, and that the company never gave the bottles out, so we must have taken them...we just played dumb and he eventually left us alone. One funny moment of the final leg of our drive was when one of the Police officers that came on to check identification from everyone made Linh-Lan put on her shoes that she had taken off for the ride, while leaving me alone even though I also wasn't wearing my shoes....Argentine chauvinism at its finest! We arrived in the early afternoon to El Calafate, to a very rainy and slushy city, and after grabbing a map, we made the cold and wet walk towards the hostel, getting partially lost as the girls weren't the greatest navigators. After stopping some city workers who were working on clearing up some plugged drains that had flooded the street, we made our way up the muddy road finding the hostel with some very soaked feet, bags, and jackets.
  

The Trelew Penguins...might be making the move to the National Hockey League next year

tiny stein of wine

The hostel staff was again just as friendly as the America del Sur Buenos Aires hostel staff, with tips and advice, and making tea for all of us to warm up. Because the day was pretty gross outside, we didn't do a whole lot the rest of the day, other than just sit around and warm up, before heading over to a nearby meat restaurant for a bite to eat. The barbecue was meant to be for 2, so we ordered that and a side hoping it would be enough for three instead, and of course the serving size was absolutely massive, providing more than enough for the three of us. After dinner it was back to the hostel where the place was somewhat loud and rowdy, with several people having beers, but after having some quiet time in the room for awhile, and emerging to be social and join the others, no one was around, as they had apparently went out to go sliding down some nearby hills, so it was just myself and the two girls there. The big group came back shortly after, and the one loud and funny Taiwanese girl was bleeding on her chin a bit from having fallen down, so after they bandaged her up, we all had a good laugh at her expense. We ended up meeting a few new and cool people, while playing a board game that Felicia had brought with her, called Jungle Speed, which ended up being quite an entertaining game once we finally figured out how the game actually worked after about 5 attempts....the game would become so popular over the next few days that several people would actually order it off of Amazon.com to play at home.

view from the common area of Hostel America del Sur in El Calafate

Argentine barbecue for 2.....yeahhh more like for 3

After a few beers and some laughs, several people were off at 3 am on the bus ride to Ushuaia, while the rest of us called it a night. After sleeping in a bit, and seeing the weather was actually quite a lot better than the previous day, we decide to take the 1 pm shuttle bus to check out the Perito Moreno glacier, that was about 70 kms away from El Calafate. We made our way down to the bus station, grabbed a rather terrible sandwich from the cafe, and paid for our shuttle ride, which was only about 5 minutes late...impressive for South America! We hopped aboard, and it was a pretty empty shuttle, other than one Mexican girl and the 3 of us. The views along the drive were rather incredible, with views of the Argentine Lake, farmlands, mountains, and plateaus.....It kind of reminded me of some scenes from movies in the Western US, regions like Wyoming and Colorado. After the quick drive (maybe a bit too quick around some of the corners considering the icy conditions), we arrived at the Park, parked the vehicle and were given a few hours to wander around. We quickly found the upper level observation deck, and WOW....the glacier was absolutely stunning with large jagged walls, similar to the Wall in the Game of Thrones TV series. After some photos, the day really began to become interesting, as the clouds started to part, leaving an amazing view as well as distinct sounds, as one could hear the ice cracking, and small junks falling off the glacier face. I held off on taking any videos of the chunks falling, until near the end of our walk around, and was treated to something truly special as seen here (massive glacier chunk falling). Pardon the language of course.
  

wandering the streets of El Calafate

Route 40....it's Legen.......wait for it......dary!!!

On our way to Perito Moreno

Landscape reminded me of the Old Western movies in the US


amazing contrast...flat fields...snow capped mountains...kind of like the Western US and Canada



Years since I've seen a Snowman!

First view of Perito Moreno glacier...it would get better


just an amazing sight to behold

then the sun started to appear making things even better


crack crack crack...all one could hear every 10 minutes or so with small chunks falling


lame selfies

and now the skies open..wow


definitely one of the most amazing sights I've seen in my travels


colourful birds hanging out








I love the contrast of the blues in the ice

After wandering around the paths, and not taking the boat tour to the other glaciers, we made our way back to the restaurant at the top, enjoyed some hot soup, and a break before hopping back into the van and heading back to town. The place had really died down by around 2:30 pm, so pretty much everyone missed out on the big chunk falling off the glacier face...too bad for them! We made our way back, and was kind of surprised to see a few large flocks of bright pink birds wading in the lake....yeah, turns out Flamingos aren't only warm weather birds as I always expected! What a very strange sight indeed, especially with all the ice. We arrived back at the bus station, grabbed some groceries, and I was cold and the girls had to get money, so I just wandered back to the hostel, and found a very full kitchen, and battled to make some dinner in there, while waiting for the girls to get back, which took forever, as they apparently ended up at the LibroBar, which was this cool bar on the main street of El Calafate, that was above a library, and had books for sale and to read while enjoying one of the many cocktails on their huge menu. After the dinner, I met a few new cool people, including several Californians, and ended up hanging out with them for most of the night, playing some huge games of Jungle Speed, which became a bit heated at times, with blood being drawn from nails cutting skin, and fingers being jammed...great game. The girls decided they wanted to go to El Chalten the next morning, so they called it an early night, but I wanted a day or two to chill out and do nothing, so when they were up early the next morning to head off, I enjoyed sleeping in. They were travelling a bit too quickly and too actively for my liking, so I needed the few days off to relax and not spend a boat load of money on tours again.  


Right after the falling ice, came across this sign

beautiful end to a beautiful day


Back to El Calafate




After catching up on sleep, I went for a wander down towards a nearby lagoon, that was a nature preserve where I could see Flamingos again, however, I had no money on me and of course they wanted an entrance fee, so I had to scrap that and just continue walking around the city for awhile, but the wind was pretty strong and cold, so that didn't last overly long, and I just returned back to continue enjoying the amazing view of the lake and mountains in the background, that the common room of the hostel provided. It was a relatively quiet night, as we didn't have Jungle Speed to play since Felicia had taken it with her or hidden it somewhere. It was funny to hear how the people who had gone to El Chalten that day had actually been asking her to play the game on the hill. So we just spend the night playing cards and lamenting the loss of the game for the night. After another night of beer and cards, I slept in once again, missing the free breakfast as I did the previous few days, I spent most of the day in the hostel just catching up on a few things, relaxing, and enjoying a hot Yerba Mate and the view. The girls ended up returning on the early bus from El Chalten, as the weather had been poor there and they weren't able to see any of Mount Fitzroy which was the big draw of the city, bad luck! They decided they would do the boat tour the next day, but it was nearly a $100 and I was already content with having walked near the glazier and passed up on that. For the evening, we went down to a bar that had a tv screen, to try and catch a game from the Confederations Cup football tournament, between Japan and Italy. One of the Americans was of Italian descent, but I didn't know that, and since I dislike the Italian team immensely, I was pretty crude with some of the comments about them, although I didn't get too carried away. The game was awesome, as were the massive hamburgers and special hot chocolates that the restaurant offered, and after our 2.5 hour stop there, it was back to the hostel for more Jungle Speed and beers for the night.
  

yes, Cuts board Safety Pin! whatever that means


Since most people were again leaving in the morning for day tours, and since a bus to Ushuaia wasn't possible to take that morning, we delayed it another day, so the girls could take their boat tour and I could just spend another day enjoying lovely El Calafate. I decided to go for a further walk down towards the lake shore, on the West end of town. After a quick stop in a bakery in the city centre, and a chat with the young kid that worked there about a large rack of garlic hanging near the door, which was apparently for good luck, and I was on my way, and found the winds to be incredibly strong...probably the strongest I've ever felt. I had to actually lean completely forward, and the strength of the wind would prop me up enough. The gusts were even so strong that they would catch my jacket and actually pull me off to the sides, wow. I made it over to the shores of the lake, and found several flocks of Flamingos huddle together, but it was too wet to get anywhere close enough to take any good pictures, plus the wind was actually quite painful on the eyes and ears, so the walk didn't last terribly long. I ended up finding the LibroBar, and ordered a cocktail there, while the rain started outside.

After the strong and tasty cocktail, I was contemplating leaving, when two English girls from the hostel showed up, with an Argentine guy, and shortly later a deaf Englishman from our hostel. What an inspirational character, and funny guy he was, as she showed us sign language over the next few hours, and described some of the challenges and adventures that someone who's deaf and doesn't know any Spanish would incur while travelling around. After a few more beers and cocktails, and some pizza, the weather cleared up, and we were on our way back to the hostel, to kill the next few hours until the 3 am bus departure. After some more beer, wine, card games, sign language, and even some salsa dancing, it was already 2:25 am, and since the girls are obsessed with being early for everything, we were on our way down to the bus station, arriving much too early again, and having to sit around for the next 30 minutes. We boarded the bus, and as we hadn't slept, everyone crashed fairly quickly for the next few hours, until our stop in Rio Gallegos, where we had to catch a different bus to Ushuaia. We sat around the quiet station for the next hour and half, meeting two rather hilarious gay Frenchmen who were also heading to Ushuaia, as well as two younger guys who were actually studying at the same University where my brother goes to in Canada. We hopped aboard, and were on our way, through Tierra del Fuego, passing through the Chilean and Argentine border several times, having to constantly being waken to immigrate and emigrate....kind of annoying but oh well. It was kind of funny that the bus company, being a bit low budget, had two pirated movies playing on the onboard entertainment system....including a very badly ripped copy of the latest Fast and the Furious movie, where you could actually hear the guys laughing in the background, and shrieking over scenes in the movie.  

  

one more view from the hostel :)

Kind of sticks out like a sore thumb in the cute little town of El Calafate

friendly local and his horse

one of the stranger sights of my trip...Flamingos in the winter


salsa dancing in the hostel

an incredible guy...deaf and travelling through South America solo

After another 12 hours or so of bus rides, we arrived in Ushuaia, to find lots of snow, and the bus staff throwing snowballs at us! Crazy guys. The bus stop wasn't exactly much of a bus station either, as it was just in front of a petrol station, with no real docking point. After trudging through the snow, we arrived at the hostel that ended up being where all the people from the bus were going, Cruce del Sur, which was fairly small, and cramped, but a decent enough place. We checked in, and after a quick grocery run, made a nice dinner and had a night in, as we planned to head to the National Park the next morning for some hiking, since the winds were going to be a bit rough for a boat trip through the Beagle Channel. For those who don't know, Ushuaia is the furthest south city in the World, at least according to more traditional city standards, with a population of around 70,000 people. It's a lovely city tucked into the side of a mountainous range, with all services, and also acts as a gateway for trips to Antarctica. Unfortunately, at this time of the year, trips to the one remaining continent I haven't visited, were unavailable, as it was now winter season, and the ice shelf makes boat trips impossible.

Part of travelling to the end of the continent requires boat crossing through the Magellan channel

Welcome to Chile...for all of 30 minutes

We were up early the next morning, to catch breakfast, before heading down to catch our shuttle van to the National Park, where we could do some hiking around. Of course I was the only one in our group who didn't have any proper footwear for hiking in the winter, but two pairs of warm wool socks in my trainers seemed to make things bearable. After the hour ride, we arrived there, and a group of 6 of us hiked through the various trails that were still open, seeing some lakes, both frozen and unfrozen, several foxes running along the roads, begging for food from passengers driving around in cars, and a few spectacular viewpoints, including a trail leading down to “the End of the World”, a small archipelago that was at the end of the last road open to vehicle traffic in South America (and therefore the World, as it is the Southernmost point). The views were amazing, and after wandering around a bit longer, we had to be back for 3 pm at the start of where we hiked from, so we made our way back and were picked up nearly on time after a great snowball fight. I was pretty tired and ended up sleeping most of the way back, until we were shuffled off into another bus to take us all the way back right to the front door. After some showers, the bottles of wine were opened, and a party night ensued. I ended up getting along pretty good with a French guy who was fluent in about 5 different languages, had been basically moving around the World, stopping to work a few months in many different countries, with his Portuguese gf...really quite an amazing couple. Unfortunately too much wine, too many beers, and too many shots with him, lead to some pretty blank memories from the night, including apparently playing a game of knuckles with him, causing him to fall backwards and spill an nearly full beer all over a Syrian girl from our hostel, and then when him and a few others were ready to go some place else, I was apparently meant to follow them, but somehow lost them within 30 seconds of leaving the door, and followed some random group of people to another disco, thinking it was the group I was with, and then when I entered, I realized I was completely by myself. The disco was nearly empty, and there was what appeared to be an 18 year old girl there with two very old men, men who could be her Father and Uncle likely! What a strange place! After wandering around or stumbling around there for awhile, I managed to make my way back to the hostel somehow, and apparently got back around 7 am...ughh.
  
Tierra del fuego National Park...I wasn't well prepared for the weather!


Lago Negro

our little troupe wandering through the park's trails

lovely winter landscape


Several foxes were roaming the area looking for food from humans



nice view of "The End of the World" archipelago


damn Argentines...claim the Falkland Islands AND part of Antarctica apparently!

someone else found The End



The End


fox pups playing in the snow

a damn great bowl of soup

So I slept, while apparently snoring quite loudly and waking up the 4 girls in my room (oops), and ended up sleeping until about 4:30 pm...wow what a rough night! I awoke to find no one in the hostel except the French guy, who himself had just woken up at 4 pm, and his gf and one of the young guys that came with us from El Calafate. Needless to say, the day was quite a write off, and it took a bit of help from several other people to put together some of the pieces of the night together...lesson learned...too much wine, no matter how delicious, is not a good idea before going to a bar! Felicia gave me a bit of a hard time about the snoring, but hilariously enough, the next two nights I would hear her snoring, although not nearly as loudly as I'm sure I was....pot calling the kettle black! The rest of the night was spent watching a movie, going out for dinner to a King Crab restaurant where I had an awesome King Crab Parmesan dish, and playing Jungle Speed back at the hostel, which was a pretty painful experience for some, as the new players who joined us were rather terrible, including the two gay Frenchmen, who were so bad, but absolutely hilarious at the same time. We had planned to take an air plane with a small Argentine company called LADE to Bariloche two days later, and had reserved our tickets online, but had to go down to an office the next day to confirm the tickets. The poor Syrian girl had been waiting well over a week now, waiting for the same flight, and it kept getting delayed as either the weather was too bad, or else there weren't enough people to fill up a plane to actually fly it down to Ushuaia, so that there would be a plane to fly out with.
  
"humone is going to be mad I ate his empanadas"
After the quiet night, we were up early for breakfast again, and headed down to the LADE office, where, surprise surprise, they informed us that there would be no plane, and that it would probably not go for at least another week...oh the poor Syrian girl! At least we weren't still stuck there like she was, and could make alternate arrangements, such as the bus. We also booked into a boat tour of the Beagle Channel, that was to leave at 10:45 am or so, so after a stop for a dejected coffee, we were over to the Port, where I nearly slipped and injured myself on the mud for the first time of many times that day. We paid our Port tax (surprise surprise on another way to bleed money), and then paid for our boat tour, and managed to walk along the Boardwalk a bit, to really appreciate the beautiful scenery surrounding Ushuaia. We hopped on board, and it was a relatively small vessel, with a friendly guide who had worked for a Dutch company the previous few years doing tours to Antarctica, and now was working on this boat doing tours, plus an older and long haired Captain, who seemed to be a bit of a stoner, based on some of his music choice, and general appearance. We learned the rules and were on our way, to our first stop, which was a Sea Lion colony not too far out of the Port. I made a few obligatory jokes about how much we love the annual Seal Hunt in Canada, much to the sadness of the girls, as well as asking the guide why the seals didn't have their cigarettes (our boat pass had a funny picture of a seal with a cigarette for some reason), but he didn't get that joke. Then, from that point forward, I just kept speaking about seals in French, as the French word for seal is “phoque” which sounds a lot like a bad English word, and was a common way for us French Immersion students to escape trouble in English school if we were heard using the word...”honest teacher, I was having a conversation in French about sea creatures!”.  

first smoking seal spotted 

Beautiful Ushuaia as seen from the port


a beautiful and charming city




first Sea Lion colony we came upon

none of them had cigarettes though!


"Hey guys let me come too!"



After the first stop, we made another stop to see some more sea lions and some birds that are similar to penguins except for the fact that they can actually fly, and found out that one of the two species of that bird uses their feces to build their nests on the cliff faces, and then made our way to “Faro Les Eclaiteurs” which some people thought was the Southernmost Lighthouse, but apparently wasn't according to the guide. It was built in the 1920s and used to run on fuel coming from sea lion blubber, but now runs on solar power. After a quick drive by there, we made our way over to a nature preserve where several other species of sea bids make their nests, as well as several different types of lichens, moss, and other Antarctic plants grew. The guide knew the area quite well, and the different species, plus some history of the native people who used to live there, and how they would dig trenches into the soft peat moss to shelter themselves from the wind, and throw all their food and debris behind their backs to build up the walls further. Also, the women of the tribe were the fishers and divers for food, as apparently their body fat and weight distribution was better for diving...go figure! So after that very cold stop, while nearly falling again several times on the very muddy slopes, and seeing some rather neat plants including one that grows about a cm per year, and would have been about 700 or 800 years old, we finally were back on the warm boat, and enjoying beer, hot tea, hot chocolate, or whatever wet one's whistle, for the ride back to port. We arrived back into town around mid afternoon, and the girls went off to make some last minute travel plans (I've been mostly just following along, not really doing any planning myself), and they found out we could do the 30 some hours of bus rides leaving the next morning at 5 am.  
Lighthouse that was formerly and incorrectly labelled the Southern most in the World



could be fun to go wake surfing behind this bad boy


our boat for the day

our guide describing the finer points of moss and lichens

cold and windy nature preserve

plant that is about 700 years old and grows a cm a year at most


surrounding mountains of Ushuaia


So, we checked out, paid for our bus tickets, and were back to the hostel for the rest of the night, chilling out and getting ready to head out. After about an hour or two of sleep, we were up way too early again, and arrived way too early at the bus station, waited around in the cold for awhile, before the same bus staff that had driven us to Ushuaia showed up, and we were aboard. I pretty much slept the whole time, until we arrived at our first of the many border crossings. This time, it was not only Felicia the Frenchgirl who had her typical troubles with immigration (as she had her passport stolen in Buenos Aires and was travelling with a temporary one that seemed to always cause a bit of grief), but now the Syrian girl, as travelling with that passport seems to be an absolute headache, with numerous questions and grief at every point...poor girl..it must be so frustrating. After several annoying crossings, as well as all of us having to gobble down all our fruits, as we couldn't take them across the Chilean border, even though we wouldn't be staying in the country at all (fruits and vegetables can be a headache sometimes, I remember back to having to declare an empty banana peel at the US immigration in Seattle, Washington earlier in my trip), we arrived in Rio Gallegos some 15 hours later, where we had a 3.5 hour layover until the next bus left. After killing some time it was back on the next bus, finally arriving in San Carlos de Bariloche after around 40 hours in transit!

We grabbed a cab and made our way to a fairly unique hostel that was recommended to us by Jorge, the Mexican guy we were hanging out with in Ushuaia, that is located inside a Penthouse in one of the buildings in Bariloche. We arrived, checked in, and found the French couple from Puerto Madryn there. After settling in, we went for a wander to find a restaurant to grab a bite, which ended up being quite tasty, as it had some local cuisine, so I had a venison stew....after our nice dinner, it was back to the hostel, where we met a few new people and played some cards with them. We didn't realize it, but by 1:30 am the hostel staff told us we had to leave the common area, as they had this rule about not being in a common area past that time.....so okay, fair enough. Since 3 of the people that were playing the card game were in a 7 person room, and they were the only ones in there, they said it would be fine if we went to their room and finished off our game, so that's what we tried to do, but then the dumb woman working the desk at the hostel came in and told us we couldn't play at all......ridiculous considering no one was drunk or even being loud, and if you're in a dorm room, you should be able to at least not be treated like little children...so we went to bed, not overly happy about the ordeal but oh well. After all the travel time, it was time to sleep and get some much needed rest.

The next day Felicia, Nivine, LL, and myself decided to hop in a local bus and go do a walk up to the top of Cerro Campanero which was about 20 minutes from Bariloche by bus. After waiting for a bus for quite sometime, and wandering around to find a place to put some money on our bus card, we were on our way. We arrived, and the weather was crap, and the man working there said it was fairly steep and slippery, and would only recommend climbing it if we had proper footwear....well guess who didn't have proper footwear...this guy....so I decided to just buy the pass to go up and down with the chair lift. Because it was starting to rain and really windy, the girls decided to do the same so we were on our way up up up...arriving at top shortly after. The viewpoint was rather spectacular, as you could oversee several of the lakes in the surrounding area, although it was very cold and windy and rainy.....this would be a trend that would develop over the next several days in fact...great Bariloche weather! So after some time wandering up top and enjoying the view, we stopped in for some coffees at the rooftop lounge, which actually weren't ridiculously over priced like normal! After a nice Irish coffee to warm up, which was way too strong for LL as she doesn't drink and couldn't handle more than a sip of it, we were back in the chairlift and on our way down. The girls had kicked around the idea of continuing on to do some more trails, but with the rain and the realization that we only had enough money left on our bus card to get back to town, and that there might not be a place to recharge, we decided to head back to town. After arriving back, because of the bad weather, we just spent the rest of the day inside, playing cards and hanging out, before heading out for a few drinks since the French couple were leaving the next morning. We ended up at a nearby Irish bar, where there was some really good live music, and a DJ playing. After the live music ended, I figured we'd head back to the hostel, but alas, the Frenchies wouldn't let us leave, so several hours of partying later, it was past 4 am and time to go back to the hostel.
  
time to hit the ski slopes....


how do they expect a bird that is smoking joints to protect them from forest fires (a splif is a marijuana/tobacco cigarette)


perfect skiing conditions

view of the Barioche and surrounding area







misbehaved...ended up in the doghouse again

party night in Bariloche


The next day there were a few hangovers present, myself not included, but Felicia wasn't feeling too well, and we didn't even know where the Peruvian had gone to the previous night, as he had just disappeared, but he was alive and hungover as well. The day was absolutely ugly outside, with heavy rain and wind, and that changed our plans of going on the bike tour in the area. A few people wanted to go hike around a circuit area, and asked me to join, but after seeing the weather outside, I was quite content to have a quiet day in and just read and relax a bit. I eventually wandered outside but with the cold rain and terrible winds, that was short lived. Eventually Linh-Lan, Johnathan (an Aussie guy that Linh-Lan had met several times during her trip), and Ercon (A Turkish guy from our hostel) returned from their ill fated hike, soaking wet, and feeling terrible. Ercon ended up becoming ill from having spent that time outside, and the next few days paid the price, having to spend most of his time in bed. I left the hostel for all of about 15 minutes that day, to get some food and that was it, and we spent the rest of the time hanging out playing cards, reading, or whatever else we could find to keep ourselves occupied. We decided to rent a car for the next day and do the 7 lakes tour in the area, so since we had an early morning, it was early to bed that night.
  

view from our room in the Penthouse hostel
After getting our car, some last minute instructions, and grabbing some lunch for the road, we were on our way, with the Australian driving for the first leg of the journey, and having a hard time getting used to driving on the other side of the road, and figuring out the somewhat confusing traffic patterns of Bariloche. We had to stop at the bus station for the girls to check on bus tickets, which took forever...I think we waited there for nearly an hour while they did that, as apparently the staff inside had the usual Argentine efficiency (lack of), with one person manning the printer and one person manning the counter taking orders, instead of both taking orders...finally the girls were ready to go, and we were on our way again. It was a bit annoying the first leg of the drive, as there was a tiny bit of glisten to the highway and the others were worried that the road was covered in ice, ha! I tried to explain how I've been driving on icy roads my whole life and how there wasn't any ice at the moment, and the Californian girl said she had also been driving on ice her whole life and that because there was ice on the sides of the road, there must be on the road, so we stopped for a pee break and the Aussie was putting his hand on the highway feeling for ice, while I just sat there thinking how dumb this was, as the day was already sunny so the highway was absorbing the heat from the sun, plus the design of a highway is one that causes most or all of the water to run off to the sides, but no one seemed to understand that. Sure enough, there wasn't any ice... So we continued on our way, making a stop in a town about 100 kms away, for a coffee break. It was a cute little snow resort town, with log cabins and buildings littering the streets, and boutique shops. After a somewhat expensive coffee, a few of us decided to try and grab some empanadas for the upcoming 2nd segment of the drive. Being in Argentina, and seeing empanadas everywhere, you'd think that would be easy right? Well no, not in this town apparently, as we went to several different bakeries and were shuffled on to the next one before finally finding a shop where we could get them. Unfortunately, we didn't realize that they would be freshly baked, and would take about 15 minutes to have them made, but after having had to wait for the girls and their bus tickets, we figured it was only fair that we would wait for these empanadas, and they were definitely worth the wait, as they were delicious.

We were back on the road, and made several stops at the various lakes along the way, including one stop where there was a man offering pictures with this big St. Bernard dog.....the whole area had a really Swiss feel, including the building styles of the homes, several Swiss restaurants, a Swiss school, and even a Swiss Alp dog! After laughing at some of the ridiculous sample photos taken with the dog, and sneaking some photos while his owner was distracted, we were back on our way. The van was a bit cramped, and I was stuck in the very back seat, where the only way out was through the trunk door, so we always had to have someone open that up to let whoever was the other passenger in the back and myself out, which sometimes was a forgotten task. After several beautiful lakes, a long and slow drive through a gravel road that was undergoing construction and passing a Gaucho on a horse, herding along cattle, we made our final stop at a lake called Lago Hermoso, or Beautiful Lake....it was pretty, but wasn't anything absolutely special other than one funny sign posted at the Lake, that I found humourous. After the Lakes, skipping stones, brief snowball fights, and many many many pee breaks for the girls, we arrived in the small town of San Martin de Los Andes, a rather charming and pretty town set on a Lake and surrounded by Mountains...again, another ski town, but quite nice. We stopped at another coffeeshop for some coffee, met some friendly local guy who overheard us talking in English and asked if we needed any help translating, but soon realized that quite a few of the people in our group spoke very good Spanish, and let it be. I had to laugh a little bit when he suddenly disappeared, leaving his Mother sitting by herself for quite a long time, and made the joke that he had been upset that we didn't need his help in translating, and had run off in an upset state, but he soon returned with his Father, much to his Mother's happiness, as she had been sitting there for quite awhile by herself and looked kind of worried. After our big coffee, we had the bill pretty much paid off except for Linh-Lan who had to pay her portion with credit card, and that's when another fiasco began.  

on the road to explore the 7 lakes 

first lake

2nd lake

nice pose...seriously who poses for a photo like that

the St Bernard that we could pay to have photos with..or just sneak photos of for free


3rd lake

our sweet little 7 person ride

4th lake


5th lake

the fish are well paid in Argentina

6th lake

Argentines don't use chip cards yet, so when the machine asked for her card to be put into the chip reader and the subsequent pin number, the inexperienced worker started putting in numbers from the credit card, not realizing it was meant to be a pin....well the goofball did this 3 times in a row before Linh-Lan realized what was going on, and suddenly, her card was blocked...well that was a great fiasco of course, as she had to try and get a hold of the bank to unblock it, but because it was a weekend and it was in Europe, she couldn't get through, so the restaurant was at least kind enough to wipe the bill clean for the error....unfortunately this wouldn't be all that much help to Linh-Lan as she did eventually get a hold of her bank, and they wouldn't unblock her card, said they had to send her a new one, and wouldn't even send it internationally, only to a relative's house in France...what a disaster. Having been in a somewhat similar situation, I offered to lend her money until she could get a new card, as I had a similar thing done for me in Cuba. We got back into the vehicle, and were on our way back to Bariloche, although it was already getting late and it was going to be a tight race to get the vehicle back in time. Plus, no one seemed to know how to get back and we had to stop 3 times to keep asking the same directions, even though it seemed pretty straight forward...apparently people in the group couldn't trust not one, not two, but 3 different people who all told us the same way to get back..ahh....so we made the long 4.5 hour drive back, arriving a bit later than expected. We had to fill up the tank, and when we were close to a petrol station near the hostel, I tried telling Felicia to pull in there, but again, like in Puerto Madryn, our language barrier proved to be difficult, and she missed the entrance point....then, we had to do a large loop around since there are quite a few one way streets, and I was trying to tell her to go straight, but she went right instead...ahhh language barriers while driving is a pain in the ass...then on top of all that, suddenly the Syrian girl in our vehicle decided she wanted to get out and walk back to the hostel, even though it would have been quicker to return back to the nearby petrol station, and walk from there, so she made us stop the vehicle to get out, which backed up traffic and had people yelling and honking at us....oh man....but finally we were able to get back to the petrol station, fill up, and fortunately didn't have to clean the entire vehicle like the previous rental car, and returned it back without penalty.

After the long day of travel, we made some dinner together, and had a fairly quiet night in, instead of venturing out to check out the Bariloche nightlife, although the Australian guy and a German who had just arrived did venture out, but couldn't find anything worth hanging around for, so they were back early. The rest of us just played some cards and called it an early night. The next day several people decided to leave including Felicia and Nivine, but I wanted to stick around in case I could get in a day of skiing. The weather was again terrible, so there wasn't a whole lot to do for the day, although Linh-Lan and I did find an ice skating rink to go for a little skate, as it had been ages since I last skated, and it is something that I kind of miss about winter in Canada. It was pretty funny to see how bad everyone was skating at the rink, and I was circling around everyone, and had a lot of young kids watching in awe of my skating. If anyone has seen me skate before, they would know it's not pretty, but to all these people who never really go skating, it looked very impressive apparently. One little girl even came over to me, asked if I spoke English, and then told me that I skate very well ha ha ha! After an hour or so of skating, we were a bit tired, and grabbed some groceries before wandering back through the rain to the hostel. That evening there was the Confederations Cup final, with Brazil playing Spain in the finals, so several of us decided to head down to the Irish pub to watch the game, but the place didn't open until 8 pm for some odd reason....with the large amount of Brazilians in town, and being a pub, to not open until 8 pm seemed pretty dumb, so we ended up missing a large chunk of the first half, waiting for the place to open. Once inside I enjoyed watching Brazil beat down on Spain, enjoyed a few beers and some conversation with the others, and then had another quiet night back in the hostel, in hopes of getting up early the next day to head out skiing.

So upon waking up and checking the hill conditions, I found the day to be absolutely.....dreadful......rain, sleet, and wind gusts up to 120 km/h on the hill....great day for skiing! So that scrapped those plans, and it was another day just relaxing in the hostel. In honour of Canada Day I figured I'd make some Canadian food that day, so poutine was my idea for the Canadian dish, as we don't really have any other unique dish that I can think of. I also taught some of the others some Canadian card games, and we just spent most of the day hiding away from the terrible wind and rain of Bariloche. Rather than continuing to stick around and hope for better weather, we decided to buy our bus tickets and head off the next day to Mendoza, with an 18 hour bus ride. The rest of the day was just a chilled out Canada Day, with some kick ass poutine, and more cards. I had asked the previous day at one of the skating rinks if I could rent ice hockey equipment to make it a real Canada Day celebration, but unfortunately that wasn't an option, just skates, so we ended up spending nearly the entire day indoors, until it was time to cook up the big poutine dinner, which ended up being absolutely delicious! After the tasty dinner, we just had another quiet night in, as the hostel was pretty empty, and the weather was still terrible.
  
finally a nice day in Bariloche...all of 15 minutes of sun in 4 days

Happy Canada Day!

We were up the next day, printed off our tickets and then on our way to the bus station with an English girl from the hostel who was also on her way to Mendoza. We arrived and boarded our Andesmar bus, while once again being asked for a tip from the baggage handler....that kind of ended up being an annoyance throughout all the bus travels, as the guys putting bags into the bus always asked for tips....no one really quite understands the idea of tipping and that it's a voluntary thing, not to be asked for, but that's part of the South American selfish culture that I later spoke about with a Swedish man on a later trip. Anyway, I found the best way to deal with the guys asking for tips was to just carry a large note in my pocket, and pretend like it was my only note and ask if they had change for the large note, and they would always say no, don't worry about it. Great way to deal with it. So we were aboard and had another 18 hours of bus ride to look forward to, watching tv, movies, reading, and sleeping a bit. We arrived the next morning around 8:30 am, and made our way over to a hostel called Hostel Independencia. We arrived and couldn't actually check in until several hours later, we just sat around, enjoying the hostel breakfast which included fresh made crepes, yum.....before heading over to a nearby cafe with the English girl from our bus, and a few Irish girls that we had just met at the hostel. They were all close friends and we were kind of the outcasts in their group, as they didn't really speak to us very much, so after our coffees and medialunas ( an Argentine type of croissant), we were back to the hostel to finally complete our check in. Probably because of a lack of sleep on the bus, I was exhausted, and decided to have a quick afternoon nap, which ended up lasting about 5 hours, while Linh-Lan went for a wander around the city a bit with a French girl from our room.
  
Argentines love their mate so much you have mate machines in the bus stations


I woke up and could hear laughter and Spanish being spoken outside the room window, so upon investigating, I found Linh-Lan and the other French girl conversing and having some wine with a nice Chilean couple. The girl spoke great English, but her bf didn't speak any. We ended up hanging out with them, chatting in Spanish and English for the next few hours, while they offered us some of their wine, until it was 7 pm, which was the hour that the hostel offered free wine for one hour. After our hour of grape power, we were all feeling a bit hungry and decided to venture out to find a spot, settling on a buffet restaurant a few blocks away, where the food was avg at best, and somewhat entertaining to watch a family with a bunch of out of control kids, who were crawling along the floor near the buffet line, nearly tripping both customers and workers of the restaurant, while the parents were trying to corral them all in...good luck! After our dinner and one last beer, it was back to the hostel where we ended up spending the rest of the evening.

The next day after another tasty breakfast, we decided to go try and do a self guided tour of Bodegas (Vineyards) in a nearby area of Mendoza. We could have signed up for an organized tour which cost nearly $100, but several people had sait it was better to just rent bikes ourselves and go do a self guided tour, so once we finally got ourselves sorted, we were on our way to try and find a bus to take us to to Lujal de Cuyo, which took quite awhile, as the hostel staff weren't very helpful and didn't know anything, and most of the people we asked in the street were the same way, until one lady finally was able to help us. Of course, being Argentina, we couldn't pay with cash on the bus, so we had to go find a place to buy a bus card and charge that up as well!

We finally arrived in the small suburb, and asked the driver to drop us off near a bike rental shop that was recommended in Linh-Lan's French guide “Le Routard” or Le Retard....well we arrived near the spot, and of course the place was closed, and we really had no other idea where to rent a bike, so we went for a walk. We soon found a small little Bodega, and decided to check it out since that was the whole point of our day. We were soon greeted by a friendly worker who offered to take us on a quick tour of the tiny vineyard, which was more of a boutique vineyard, and much smaller than most of the ones in the area. We learned a bit about the equipment they used, and were shown the storage tanks, which were actually made of concrete instead of stainless steel.....we learned about the difficulty in cleaning the tanks in the past, where the only people that could squeeze inside them were small children, so they had tiny little wooden doors for the children to enter and clean. We also learned about how the old cement tanks would provide terrible taste to the wine, and that's why the locals would add carbonated water to their wine, to help make it more bearable to taste, however, with the invention of an epoxy coating on the inside of the tanks, the flavours of the wine improved immensely, such that they were the preferred tanks of the Bodega, in place of stainless steel. We learned a bit more about the history of the Bodega before getting down to what we really were there for, some wine sampling! After a tasty meal, myself and the other French girl sampled 3 different wines, all of which were exquisite....I figured I could find a bottle of the vineyard later on, so I didn't end up buying a bottle there, but I should have, as I wasn't able to find any bottles later on. After the tasting, and some coffee, we asked if there was another vineyard nearby, and a place to rent bikes. The guy working didn't know where the next vineyard was exactly, but did write down some directions to a bike rental place, which was kind of far.

So LL had an idea of where the next Bodega was, however, she didn't quite read her iPhone map so well, and after a rather lengthy walk, we realized that we had gone completely the wrong way, and this was after about 30 some minutes of walking....the girls thought it would be easy to hitch hike inside the town and get back towards the Bodega, but I was pretty skeptical, as I kind of think that hitch hiking only works when on highways or other major road ways, as I can't imagine picking up some random person in the streets of a city to drive them somewhere...so we began walking..and walking...and walking some more..probably about 40 to 50 minutes of walking, all the while with them trying to get a lift...well surprisingly enough eventually someone did decide to pick them up, and by that point I was well ahead of them, but they did decide to stop and pick me up as well....we were dropped off by the kind Argentine man and his daughter in front of another Bodega, and of course, they required a reservation, and wouldn't let us in for a sampling...ughh! By this point it was also nearly 5 pm, and all of the Bodegas close by this point in time, so we didn't have much other options open other than beginning to head back to Mendoza. After stopping and buying an apple, to which I was given change in candies rather than coins....we found a nearby bus stop that we could catch a bus back to Mendoza.
  

Sophie getting up after stepping into the grate and falling hard ha ha

water tower at the Bodega

small wine equipment...cost is around 45,000 USD for this...other Bodegas have machines 10 times as large

Mini tombstones on the wine vats to remind employees that it's dangerous working around them


old cement vats, with small wooden doors where children workers would enter to clean

a nice purchase by a Canadian import company

wine tasting...Chardonnay, Cab Sav, and Malbec-Cab Sav-Merlot mix (the best)

Ceviche to go with the wine :)

hilarious Argentine trash bins you see in the cities...effective?

Oil and gas company in rural Argentina??

our long walk to find a Bodega..completely lost

buy an apple, and instead of change, receive candies instead...

We arrived back in Mendoza, but got off a bit far away from the hostel, but it still wasn't too hard to get back. Seeing as how it was American Independence Day, I was hoping to find some Americans to go out and party with, but the hostel was pretty quiet other than 3 American girls, one of which was there with her entire family who was in Argentina visiting her. They talked about going out, but it didn't seem like much was happening. I figured I'd celebrate America Day by purchasing some fireworks, eating American food, and drinking American beer, but unfortunately I was only able to complete two of the 3....hooray for McDees and Budweiser! After dinner and beer, it was back to the hostel for the free wine for an hour, but not much else....especially since we decided to go on a tour the next day that left at 7:45 am. We were up early the next morning, and barely had time to eat any breakfast, as our tour bus showed up earlier than expected, so after quickly wolfing down what little food we could, and grabbing some bags of food to make lunch with, we were on our way out the door.
  

Happy Independence Day! Being American

a lost bet, she was in fact able to put me into the trash bin

After picking up a full bus load of people, we began our drive to the high mountain pass, along the route that lead to the Chilean border. Unfortunately the day was cloudy, and we didn't get the best views of the surrounding mountains, but for what little we could see, it was quite spectacular. We made several stops along the Cordillera (Mountain range) seeing the beautiful displays of colours associated with different metals in the rocks. The Argentine Andes haven't been mined for quite some time, due to concerns about environmental pollution, while the Chilean side has been business as usual. Before stopping at a ski hill, we made a stop for coffee and for people to rent snowsuits and sleds and boots for the hill, but I chose not to do any of that, as I wasn't so keen on sliding down the hill, I'd rather ski! We then arrived at the ski hill that was tucked away along the highway, but none of us felt like paying to go up on the chair lift, and ended up just hanging around the base, having lunch and killing the hour we had there before moving on to our actual lunch stop, which was a restaurant at the highest point of the highway. Since we had already eaten, and had an hour to kill there, we figured we'd grab a bottle of relatively cheap wine, and drink that to pass the time. This ended up being a bit rushed, as people finished dinner much more quickly than we expected, so we were forced to guzzle our wine. We even convinced LL to join in the game, and after probably half a cup of wine or so, she was already buzzed...lightweight! We were back in the bus, making our next stop at a small village where a large avalanche had destroyed nearly everything, including a large hotel...only the church survived somehow. There we had some more spectacular views, some cute little shops, and something a bit strange to see, as there was mud pits at the former hotel location, and some of the vendors would dip various items in the mud pits and they would solidify with a mud coating...neat but no room for that in the bag!

After that quick stop, we were back on our way to town. I ended up having an interesting chat with a Swedish man who looked after several different groups of people on different continents for his company, and he described the South American worker's views as that of “me, me, me, my family, my friends, then at the very end of the priority list, the company I work for.” It's kind of an interesting view on worker culture, but it does make a fair bit of sense, as corruption is fairly rampant in nearly all countries in Latin America. It was quite a task to manage groups like that I'm sure. After our long bus ride back, we arrived in town, and LL suddenly got off the bus at the wrong stop...we weren't sure if it was because she was ill, drunk, or just had to go to the bathroom really badly! We were dropped off at our proper spot, and somehow she had managed to make it back to the hostel before us, even though she had gotten off way way earlier in the drive home....We got back just in time for the wine hour, before making arrangements to meet up with Francois and Anais, the French couple from Puerto Madryn, Bariloche, etc... They knew of a good steakhouse near their hostel, so we made the walk over and joined them, plus one other French guy from their hostel. We made our way over to the place, and I enjoyed a rather delicious Portuguese Chicken dish, while the others had beef...LL said it wasn't that great, but the chicken was at least decent, and the wine was delicious! After an hour and a half of bs'ing in French, we decided to go check out a nearby street full of pubs and bars, making our way there and finding an Irish pub where we had some beer and hung out for another hour, before making our way back to the hostels and calling it a night.
  

first stop along the Mountain road


Ski hill 

Nice spot for a hill

At the restaurant at the top of the highway..weather conditions not so great

Girls not enjoying the weather so much either

Never Have I Ever drinking game with wine

small village where the avalanche occurred several years earlier


remains of the hotel

The Andes



Beautiful mountains...unfortunately the weather wasn't so great

We were woken up around 5 or 6 am when a drunk American guy in our room was trying to climb up on his top bunk bed, and somehow caused the whole bed to come crashing down on the face of Sophie, who was on the bunk beneath him. She was really lucky as it only caused a small cut underneath her eye, and then when the guy came down to help get the bed off her, she popped her head up in shock and smacked her head again...what a mess! We settled back down to sleep, and she ended up being okay except for the cut. After finally crawling out of bed the next day, we had a relatively quiet day, heading off to buy some supplies to make some guacamole, and some other goodies. After our nice little feast, LL and I just went and wandered around to do some shopping, before coming back and getting our bus tickets for Santiago the next day, as the border crossing was going to be open. Because of the location in the pass, if there's storms, the crossing will be closed, and it had been closed for a few days already, as Francois and Anais were turned back with their bus when they went the previous day. The rest of the day was spent hanging around the hostel, with the Chilean girls and a few Brazilians before calling it an early night.
  

Housekeeper that looked like Liza Manelli!!

We were off to the bus station the next morning, and were aboard and on our way to Chile finally! The drive went through the exact same highway that we had gone through on the day tour two days earlier...and for half the cost! The day was also a lot clearer so we really got some amazing views of the surrounding mountains, and could even see a tiny bit of Aconcagua, the mountain that is the highest in Southern and Western Hemisphere. We then passed about 1000 trucks, as the log jam at the border crossing was absolutely crazy, due to the length of time it was closed! After another long and disorganized mess crossing the border, and nearly being left behind by the bus as I ran off to grab some final empanadas, it was time to say final goodbye to Argentina, and hola to Chile!

Until the next post, adios y saludos a todos

Rye


On the road to Chile

Amazing day and drive


why pay for a tour when you can take the bus for cheaper and see the same things :)


Impound lot where Argentine police keep vehicles caught with drugs or other contraband...hilariously enough there was a large tourist bus in there!

One of the nicer spots for a border crossing

Adios Argentina, we had fun :)

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